“I’m sorry. I’ll do it properly from now on, for real. Please put your earphones back on. Trust me!”
[-Get lost, you b*tch lol]
[-ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ]
[-As if? lol]
[-No suckers falling for it again, right? No suckers falling for it again, right? No suckers falling for it again, right?]
[-Just… just this once. (doesn’t put them on)]
Despite my sincere plea, the chat room was full of distrust, telling me to stop with the bullsh*t.
It seems the fart terror a moment ago had shocked them quite a bit.
Getting sulky over a little prank!
And you call yourselves men!
It seems I need to show them with actions rather than words here.
I brought the phone to my lips and said.
“Crinkle, crinkle.”
[-?]
[-What the??]
[-???]
[-?]
The viewers’ reactions were bewildered.
I ignored the question marks popping up in the chat and continued to repeat, “Crinkle, crinkle.”
[-Is this b*tch really calling this ASMR?]
[-She’s saying it with her own mouth lol]
[-What kind of ASMR is this?]
[-F*ck, even I could do that]
[-Rather than this, just give us a sh*t fart…]
[-The b*stard asking for a fart should just go die, f*ck lol]
“Crinkle, crinkle… hmm?”
I stopped talking at the chat’s unusual reaction.
What the.
Is this not it?
Sometimes when I listen to ASMR, it’s just sounds like this… hmm.
“No, isn’t this how you do it? Then how do you do it? Tell me, you idiots.”
[-‘Do it for me’ lolol]
[-Ugh, such a ‘please find it for me’ princess]
[-You do it]
[-This b*tch is now telling her viewers to look it up lol]
Amidst the flurry of insults, the donation alert sound rang.
[ㅇㅇ has donated 1,000 won!]
[You have to use a tool, you attention wh*re, don’t you have any bubble wrap at home?]
“A tool?”
I looked around my room while still lying down.
A few books on the bookshelf, a few unread fashion books, and the rest were clothes, my computer and mic, and… well, there really wasn’t anything else.
How bare.
“I don’t have anything like that. All I have left is my own body lying on this bed and my passion… Oh, I was pretty cool just now. Acknowledge it?”
[-Then die]
[-BS lol]
[-My own body… that sounds a bit lewd]
[-Ooh la la]
[-Pa?ssion]
Enough with the jokes.
So how should I do ASMR?
I don’t have any suitable tools, and I don’t know much about this, so I’m not getting any good ideas….
“Should I do it like this?”
In that situation, a method suddenly came to mind.
I brought my hand to my hair.
Then, with my thumb and index finger, I picked up a strand of my hair and started rubbing it in front of the phone.
Swish, swish.
A sound is made as the strands of hair rub against each other.
This is quite…? It seems to be making an ASMR-like sound.
[-Oh…]
[-What is this]
[-Ooh la la]
[-Hmm… I’m getting a reaction]
[-Heu-eung… noonaaa]
[-Do it harder please]
[-It’s vulgar, but I’ve already [censored]]
“Heheh… what kind of reaction are you getting? Wanna die?”
When I swore, the viewers’ reactions of wanting me to berate them even more followed.
This really isn’t easy.
Including the fart from before, is my stream full of nothing but psychos? These crazy masochistic b*stards.
Still, it’s not like I feel particularly unpleasant.
Rather, seeing them react like that to my every word is just cute.
[ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won!]
[But what are you making the sound with?]
“Whoa… Oh my, IEung-IEung-nim! Thank you for the 10,000 won. Ppucca-ppucca.”
A large donation suddenly came in.
It was a late-night stream, so I really wasn’t expecting anything, but a donation of this size…!
“What am I making the sound with, you ask? I’m rubbing my hair right now.”
[-Hair, ooh la la]
[-My [censored] in the streamer’s hair… Read More]
[-Rub me too]
[-The chat, f*ck lol, so many f*cking monkeys]
[-Shouldn’t we sue the ones who cross the line for sexual harassment?]
[-Let’s establish some discipline in the chat, it’s too dirty]
At my remark, a mix of chats teasing the line as usual and chats subtly trying to cross it appeared.
On top of that, there were even viewers starting a UFC match, telling them to stop.
‘Hmm.’
I don’t really mind, but it looks like a fight is about to break out, so I should take control here.
“Ugh… you f*ckers, that’s enough. There are some damn perverts who keep having weird thoughts during a calm and wholesome ASMR broadcast. If you keep this up, I’m turning off the stream.”
[-Huk]
[-Declaration of Gang-nani’s martial law]
[-I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry]
[-Get rid of all the cancer cells lol]
[-Please stream for at least another hour]
The secret technique of simp-farming.
Threatening to end the stream.
Hehe… watching them beg me not to end the stream is also quite delicious.
As I was continuing to rub my hair.
[ASMRMaster has donated 100,000 won!]
[Please do some talking too.]
“U-et…”
I was so surprised that I let out a foolish sound.
Insane.
What is today.
You’re donating 100,000 won here?
I’m not even playing League right now, just lying down and rubbing my hair.
“Ah, no… ASMRMaster-nim! Such a large donation…! Ah, thank you so much. Talking? I’ll definitely have to! Ppu…”
I was about to do my usual ‘Ppucca-ppucca’ reaction.
But I had previously declared that I would strengthen my reaction for donations of 100,000 won or more.
Here, I need to do a slightly more enhanced reaction.
So, first, I put my hands together in a ready stance. Then, I say ‘Ppucca-ppucca’ much faster while simultaneously clapping my hands loud enough to be noisy.
“Ppuccappuccappuccappuccappuccappucca.”
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap!
My unique reaction and the loud clapping sound filled my room.
[-Hey, you b*tch, I was wearing earphones]
[-Ugh, so loud]
[-My ears, f*ck]
[-There she goes again with her bullsh*t lolol]
[-Upvote if you’re a wise Gang-boongi who was already listening through speakers lol]
[-UV lol]
Ah, right.
I was in the middle of ASMR.
“Heheh… sorry guys. But talking? What kind of talking do you mean? Should I just keep rubbing my hair like this and talk?”
When I asked, the viewer who had just donated 100,000 won typed a chat in less than 10 seconds.
[ASMRMaster: Please talk with a concept.]
“A concept? Ah, ah… something like RP?”
I knew that much.
Role-playing.
For example, if I were a ‘Des-wa Young-ae’ from a romance fantasy, I would have to imitate that ‘Des-wa Young-ae’ from now on. Speaking in a way like, ‘The Des-wa who brews the broth~’.
It’s something that VTubers often use prominently.
‘Hmm… but what should I do.’
Since I received 100,000 won, I have to do something, but I can’t really think of what concept to do.
Should I just do something like this?
“Alright, guys, guys, from now on, I’m a heroine in a dating sim. Do your best to capture my heart.”
[-??]
[-What kind of bullsh*t is this now?]
[-Cringe-sim lol]
[-Ugh, what the hell is this?]
[-Just shut up and continue the ASMR…]
I ignored the chat and immersed myself in the concept.
I am now a heroine in a dating sim.
The genre is romantic comedy.
The setting is high school.
My appearance is pink hair, a ‘pink-chang’.
(TL Note: ‘Pink-chang’ is slang for a promiscuous female character with pink hair.)
My attributes are a hybrid of tsundere, yandere, megadere, and kuudere….
Alright, input into my brain complete.
Episode 1 began.
The scene is the heroine running into the Gang-boongies on the way to school.
“Hi, Gang-boong-kun! Hmmph… you look cool today too. But don’t I look a little different today?”
After finishing my line, I immediately wrote the choices in the chat.
[1. The scent of shampoo… did you change your shampoo?]
[2. I’m not sure?]
(@Note: Going with the majority from the chat)
[-What the hell is this, f*ck lol]
[-22222222]
[-So f*cking dizzying lol]
[-111111111]
[-3. Get your face out of here]
[-222222]
[-22222]
[-222222]
[-So many 2s lolol]
Even someone who doesn’t usually play dating sims would normally choose 1 here, but as expected of my rebellious viewers, 2 was overwhelmingly chosen.
You’re choosing 2 instead of 1 here?
That’s it, you’re hopeless.
“Is that so…? I see….”
I showed them what would happen if they chose ‘that choice’ by typing it out in the chat myself.
[The next day, Gang-boongi left his house to go to school as usual.]
[As soon as he opened the door, what greeted him was… Gangnani.]
[So far, there was no problem.]
[Yes, there was definitely no problem, but the problem was that Gangnani’s expression was strange.]
[Because her expression was so terrifyingly blank.]
[-Uh oh]
[-Gasp]
[-Yandere!]
After typing this far, I said in a chilling voice.
“Die.”
[Splat!]
[Gang-boongi’s stomach felt hot.]
[Gangnani had stabbed him in the stomach with a knife.]
[And so, Gang-boongi died.]
[BAD ENDING: Why couldn’t you notice!?]
Ah, ah.
With this, the world where no one gets hurt is complete.
“Alright, it’s over. How was it? Was it fun?”
[-? It’s over?]
[-F*ck lol]
[-Reason for murder: didn’t know she changed her shampoo lol]
[-The heroine is so f*cking venomous, she seems to resemble someone]
[-lolololol]
[-Poor Gang-boongi ㅠㅠ Poor Gang-boongi ㅠㅠ Poor Gang-boongi ㅠㅠ Poor Gang-boongi ㅠㅠ]
[-What kind of dating sim is this, you b*tch lol]
The reaction was not very good.
Then you should have chosen 1. Mmm, mmm.
[-Is there a continue?]
“A continue? Alright. Then let’s go back to the first choice. You have to choose well this time, yo?”
When I said the same line as before, this time, choice 1 was overwhelmingly chosen.
Though there were still some mischievous rascals who chose 2 again.
Anyway, since they chose 1 this time, I should answer accordingly.
“Th-that’s right…! H-hmph! Really… Gang-boong-kun, to think you remembered the scent of my shampoo so well.”
[-Kyaa]
[-What’s with this b*tch’s acting lol]
[-I think I might fall for you, I think I might fall for you, I think I might fall for you, I think I might fall for you]
[-H-hmph <- It’s nice to hear this after a long time]
[-The shampoo smells like blood]
It’s embarrassing for me to be acting like a weeb so naturally.
S-still… since they gave me 100,000 won, I should provide this much service.
“Gang-boong-kun… maybe, after school today, would you like to stop by my house…?”
[-What]
[-Gasp]
[-What are you planning to do at your house;;]
[-Uhehehehehehehe]
[-s*x angle!]
[-You sly b*tch… you sly b*tch… you sly b*tch… you sly b*tch…]
[-W-w-w-what]
[-This is a bit fast for us;;;]
The chat’s reaction was much more immersed in ‘Gangnani ver. Dating Sim’ than before.
I typed the choices in the chat.
[1. Sorry, I have plans today.]
[2. Yes, I’d like to stop by.]
[3. Can I bring a friend?]
I raised the difficulty by adding one more choice than before.