13. Naked Discussion
Of course, it's not a problem that can be easily dismissed with a "Sure, I'll forget about it~".
The 1st Floor could be passed off as a medical accident, but this time, I truly filmed a full-blown, explicit AV with goblins, without any intention of making excuses.
'If I were a woman, I might have seriously gone to the Han River for this?'
Of course, I'm not unaffected, but after more than 2 hours of intense *kkingcha-kkingcha* exercise, my body and mind have cooled down, and I feel nothing.
It's like eating Buldak Bokkeum-myeon and then eating Shin Ramyun,
This is spicy too, but? The shock from a little while ago was so great that it feels like, 'Hmm... is that all it is?'
So,
"Thank you, everyone! That's all for now!"
I was about to end the broadcast, but,
- Bo-saaaang!!!
- Streamer-nim, you have to show us the 2nd Floor reward before you go, hahaha!
- Fucking hell, even the viewers here are serious about the Tower... They're curious about the reward first after something like that happened, hahaha!
- Ah, the reward is a serious matter~
- Reward reward reward reward
- You have to go to the next floor, don't you?
- You gotta do what you gotta do~
"Ah, right. I'll just do the reward selection."
I almost ended the broadcast, leaving out the most important thing.
[Select an A-grade reward]
It's an A-grade, no less. It's a shame it's not S-grade, but I think it's a perfectly adequate reward for six goblins and one hobgoblin.
"Hmmmm..... What should I choose?"
Before my eyes were countless palm-sized cards, each with the name of a profession-Warrior, Archer, Mage, Priest, Whore-and an SD-style drawing seemingly representing them, all shining with a golden border indicating their A-grade status.
'No, what's that Whore one?'
I quickly deleted that one without even looking at it closely.
- What?
- What was that just now?
- Wasn't it Whore?
- Shibal, my hand was so fast I couldn't see it.
- Something passed by....
- What?
- I think I saw Whore too, did I see wrong?
- A woman holding a spear?
- But the picture also looked somewhat lewd.....
"Alright, alright.... Stop talking about strange hallucinations. What I'm going to choose is...."
The selection method is simple.
For example, if you click on a card that says [Archer] and shows a woman holding a bow, the card flips over, revealing-
<Path of the Archer>
Agility +3
Strength +2
You can choose and learn one basic skill related to archery.
-and shows the description written there.
Floors 1-10 are all floors with a set concept for rewards. They aren't called tutorial floors for nothing. Among them, the 2nd Floor is the floor where you choose which direction to proceed from now on.
To put it simply, it's like choosing a class in a game.
"Hmmmm....."
There was a strange error for a moment in the middle, but this choice is so important that it's quickly forgotten.
- Seeing you use the staff earlier, just choosing the Warrior type seems safe?
- No no, with a 200% mana pool boost, it's obviously Mage.
- Seriously, if it weren't for that fucking poison dart....
- What kind of fucking Mage....
- The combat itself was really fucking amazing.
- Path of the Warrior, go go go!
- Seriously, you fought well, I recommend Warrior.
- Path of the Mage, go go go go go!
- Staff-wielding Lee Do-hee, let's go~~~!
- I don't know where you learned it, but going for spear or staff seems good?
- I want to see you become a Mage and unleash high-level magic coolly~
Hmmmm......
Most of them seemed to be expecting the Path of the Warrior or Mage.
'In my past life, I did choose the Path of the Warrior here......'
But I can no longer follow the same path as my previous life.
In my past life, I started with an overpowered trait called <Versatility> which boosted all stats by 50% and increased all weapon proficiencies by 100%. So, I used that to become a magic swordsman, wielding all weapons, and climbed the Tower.
But look at my current traits.
<S-grade Onahole Body>
Strength +10%
Agility -50%
Defense +100%
Mana +100%
<A-grade Mana Pool>
Mana +100%
Because of some strange Onahole trait, even if I go the same path, it won't be efficient. Not only that, but later on, there's a hidden piece that fuses existing traits with acquired ones, and if I continue like this, it will be hard to use that too.
So, am I screwed?
No.
'I found a better path.'
Selection and concentration.
Having used all weapons in my past life, and knowing almost all the traits of high-ranking Awakened from every guild, this is the most efficient way to become stronger, known only to me.
I didn't just exercise and admire my body in the mirror for a week. I've mentally organized all the traits, weapons, and equipment I need to acquire, preparing for cases where my current traits might deviate.
So, what I will choose on the 2nd Floor is-
<Path of the Priest>
Mana +3
Defense +2
You can learn 1 basic magic spell.
The Path of the Priest.
This is the first reward that will brilliantly illuminate the path I will walk from now on.
『Selection complete. Blessings on your path』
『Now, please choose one basic magic spell』
- ???
- ?
- Is this bitch starting again?
- Why a Priest all of a sudden?
- She does have a lot of mana, but....
- Huh?
- Bullshit, seriously, hahaha!
- If you have a lot of mana, you should have gone as a Mage, what the hell is this?
- ????
- Do-hee-nim?
- Hello???
A Priest, if you really break it down, is a support class. However, the percentage of people who choose Priest on the 2nd Floor doesn't even exceed 1%.
The reason is simply this:
The survival rate is tragically low. That's it.
Unless you're a mutated muscle monster like Choi Tae-soo, you won't survive the 10th Floor as a support class, let alone the solo-only floors that are bound to appear later.
"Just a moment. I'll explain this time. First, I'll just learn one basic magic spell."
And the basic magic I will learn is......
[Haste lv.1]
Consumes 5 Mana to increase Agility by 1 for 1 hour.
- Huh?
- ?????
- What is this?
- Fucking hell, this isn't it, is it?
- Just 1??
- Only 1, fucking hell, hahaha!
- Do-hee-nim....?
- ????
- Do-chang-nat-no of all time, hahaha!
Yes, I understand.
She fights damn well with a staff, so she can skip Warrior.
Her mana pool is overflowing, so she could go for Priest instead of Mage.
But the result is a measly Agility +1.
No wonder people are exploding, but.....
"Wait!!!"
I have it all figured out.
- Bullshit~
- Explain yourself.
- Me
- ??
- Do-hee, this is a bit much.
- Lock
- Explain yourself~
There's no need to put it off for later.
The viewers who sponsor me need to understand this. It wouldn't have mattered before, but now they are clearly the ones supporting me.
In other words, they have every right to protest.
"Everyone-nim, raising Agility by 1 with 5 Mana is a gain."
- ?
- No, that's not the problem?
- How is it a gain?
- Info) If you take the Path of the Warrior and learn the [Rage] skill, Strength is +2.
- Explain a bit.
- This really needs an explanation, doesn't it?
"Alright, let's calculate simply. My Mana increases by 200% thanks to my trait, right? But to raise Agility by 1, I need twice as much due to the -50% effect. Simply put, there's a 6-fold difference in value, so investing 5 to raise 1 is a gain."
This is a statement that can only be made when Strength, Agility, Defense, and Mana all have the same value.
And yes, they do have the same value.
My Mana being 60 might make it seem less valuable, but the bonus stats given each time you climb the Tower also raise stats by 1, and while not as much as me, there are many people with extremely low Mana but high Strength.
- ???
- Is this right?
- By simple numerical calculation, it is right, but.....
- Someone calculate it.
- I'll be out for a moment.
- You should be able to do that much calculation, hahaha!
- Summary) Mana stats are 6 times the value of Agility stats.
- No, that's not the problem!!
"Tell me more. I'll answer everything here."
This is an important issue.
It's a matter of trust between me and my viewers.
Since the conversation seems like it will be a bit long, I sit comfortably on a nearby rock.
- Then, what about the opportunity cost lost by choosing the Path of the Priest? Taking the example from the chat earlier, if you went the Path of the Warrior, you'd get Strength +3, Agility +1, Defense +1, and if you learned the [Rage] skill, Strength would increase by 2 for free, so wouldn't that be more beneficial?
- Oh...
- Right? What did Lee Do-hee do?
The 'Rage' skill.... I used that one in the past too. I know it very well.
"No. It might seem beneficial right now, but it's absolutely not. The [Rage] skill, from the start, weakens emotional control, so it's only used in the early stages and is a trash skill that all high-ranking Awakened discard later."
Using the [Rage] skill causes problems with emotional control. I've seen countless comrades get angry or watch a nearby ally die, then suddenly erupt in fury, break formation, and charge in like madmen, only to die.
"And let's look at when one has grown to a certain extent. [Rage lv.10] only increases Strength by 20, but [Haste lv.10] increases Agility by 20 with 15 Mana. Applying the trait multiplier, it means that with just 5 Mana, it gains the value of 40 Agility, so even if we subtract 22 by applying the multiplier to Strength, there are still 3 more stats left, making it a gain. If we also calculate discarding the [Rage] skill later, there will be an enormous difference when we go to higher floors."
The reversal happens at just lv.10. Considering that my Haste level was 88 before I died, an enormous difference will open up.
"And the Mana +3 and Defense +2 obtained as a job reward from <Path of the Priest> already have a value of 13 stats, easily surpassing the total stat sum obtained when choosing <Path of the Warrior>. Therefore, the expected value for initial stats itself is also incorrect."
- G-D, calculating.
- I don't know what she's talking about.....
- Summary) It's a gain now, and a fucking huge gain later.
- Wasn't this Lee Do-hee bitch a dumbass? Shibal.
- Why are you counting Agility 20 as 40?
"That's because to get Agility 20, you actually need to get 40, so I calculated it that way."
- No, what I mean is, aren't your buffs also -50%?
- Hush, if you're not an Awakened, be quiet.
- Don't you know that your buffs and equipment are applied separately?
- Know a little before you speak, ugh....
- Where does a Muggle dare to butt into an Awakened discussion?
- Hahahaha!
Their words in the chat window are correct.
The difference between base stats and buffs.
For example, if you look at my Agility stat, even though I've raised it to 14 with all sorts of Elixirs and exercise, the applied value is only 7.
However, if I raise it by 1 with a buff, the -50% doesn't apply, and it just purely increases by 1, becoming 8.
The reason is simple. Traits, Elixirs, and exercise all work within my body, so they interact with each other, but the power of Mana is an external force, so it's not affected.
Similarly, stats obtained from equipment or artifacts are not affected by existing traits and are purely additive.
"This is why I'm ultimately going as a Priest and raising my stats this way. I'm boldly discarding stats that are hard to raise due to negative traits, and it's much more efficient to make up for them with equipment and buffs."
That is,
"Selection and concentration."
- Then what about other combat skills and traits?
"You can learn those by paying money. Anyway, the skills you learn early in the Tower, you all discard and switch out later, don't you? In that case, it's better to learn proper ones from the beginning."
- But that means you'll be weaker now, right?
"Since my Defense and Agility also increased, there won't be much difference, I think? And after fighting goblins today, I also got a rough idea. I can clear up to the 9th Floor even if I go in right now."
This is true. Floors 2-9 have similar combat difficulty, so if I cleared the 2nd Floor this easily, I can handle it even if an unfair difficulty appears.
- Still, there's no guarantee you'll clear up to the 9th Floor, is there?
"You can't have everything. It's my gamble, but there's enough basis for it. If I don't think I'll die, I'll take a small risk and aim for a greater gain in the future."
A good analogy.... Ah, a game I used to play!
"If you thought you wouldn't die in the lane phase, would you abandon CS, let your tower get chipped away, and go home? Or would you save money for core items and return with Teleport?"
- What?
- Oh?
- Obviously the latter.....
- Were you a Leori user?
- Hahahaha!
- It makes so much sense~
- Seriously, gotta get that first core item, Trinity Force~
- Shibal, how does this bitch know that game?
- I don't play that game, but I understand.
- So, you're saying block the entrance, then expand your base and increase workers?
- Shibal, even folk game analogies are coming out, hahaha!
- Seriously, I didn't understand anything until now, but I immediately get it.
People who had been quietly watching suddenly appear in droves when a familiar topic comes up.
"And the important thing isn't just gaining a few stats."
- Then what's important?
- Wasn't it to gain that advantage?
"It's directionality. Why would I do something like this just to gain one or two stats? From now on, I will make Agility stats into a trash can and focus on other stats."
It's not just bonus stats.
As you climb the Tower, you also gain new traits,
For example, the <Heavy Cannon> trait is
Agility -10
Strength +10
Mana +10
This is a trait that gives additional stats, and if Agility were to apply to me here, with the -50% correction, I would only suffer a penalty of -5.
What Lee Do-hee means by "trash can" is precisely this.
*
Meanwhile, there were people who couldn't join the conversation between Lee Do-hee and her viewers......
[Tower Climbing Support Gallery]
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Title: What's up with Lee Do-hee's stream? [Photo]
Content:
(Lee Do-hee earnestly saying something gif1.gif)
(Lee Do-hee earnestly saying something gif2.gif)
The thumbnail clearly had this bitch naked like this, so I excitedly went in,
but what is this, a 100-minute debate?
Shibal, semen is dripping from her Pussy, and she's half-naked doing that, so the situation is fucking absurd;;
I was going to sexually harass her, but looking at the atmosphere, I'm just quietly enjoying her Breasts jiggling once in a while.
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Comments:
- Seriously, I don't know what she's talking about either.
- Agility this, numbers that, multipliers, calculations.... FUCKING HELL!!!
- Are they still doing that?
└ Author: Yeah, the temporary users who came to masturbate are quietly hitting the back button.
- Is this Lee Do-hee's ant-shaking strategy? If you're not a true fan, no one would understand what she's saying.
└ 100,000 ants died, hahaha!
- The kids are too serious, so it's hard to stir up trouble;;
- Since when did the viewers there get so serious? Weren't they all perverts who just wanted to sexually harass her?
└ A lot of true fans joined during the week of training. The ones debating now seem to be them?
└ If you look at the info of the people debating now, they're big spenders from other high-ranking Awakened streamers' channels, wow!
└ Then it seems like they joined. Big spenders who gave up climbing the Tower midway and are just cheering her on.
└ Seriously, that's true Tower climbing support...
└ This place is fake, hahaha!
- What the hell is this guy talking about? I just cummed 5 times and automatically joined the discussion.
└ Shibal, that was the answer, hahaha!
└ Seriously, everyone in that room is in sage mode right now.
└ Hahahaha!
- If it wasn't for the Leori analogy, I wouldn't have understood either, hahaha!
└ What's that?
└ It's: 'If you thought you wouldn't die in the lane phase, would you abandon CS, let your tower get chipped away, and go home? Or would you save money for core items and return with Teleport?' Hahaha!
└ So Lee Do-hee is saying the latter.
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"I think this way. If you can't give up anything, you can't achieve anything. I will take a small risk in the early stages, discard Agility with its minus percentage, and boldly over-grow Mana to use that Mana for buffs to raise other stats. The Priest profession is the only one that can achieve that."
- That's too dangerous....
- If your Mana runs out, you might get instantly killed.
- Usually, if there's a penalty, people twist their bodies in every way to get rid of it, but she just uses it;;
- But was there no high-ranking Awakened who did it this way?
- So you're looking at late-game value, right?
- I don't think I've seen any.
"Probably not. Originally, I didn't want to do it this way either, but because of that strange trait...."
- Ack, hahaha!
- You can't resist the Onahole Body....
- Seriously, the gap between trait penalties and advantages is too big. Other traits are usually around 10-30, but hers are 100% and 50%, hahaha!
- But then how will you get the 3rd Floor reward?
"Ah, the 3rd Floor reward? That is....."
***
After that, an additional 30 minutes of discussion, and finally, I convinced the viewers.
- Okay, you're more serious.
- So you're saying you'll make the early game stable and then invest more solidly in the late game.
- Fulfill your dream, Do-hee....
- I hereby appoint you as a true Tower-serious woman.
- I roughly understand what you mean, okay.
- I'll trust you for now... but if something like this happens again, tell me in advance.
- Seriously, tell us in advance, I was fucking flustered, hahaha!
"Ah, I apologize for that. I'll make sure to tell you before I do anything impulsive in the future."
Come to think of it, I was too focused on my own perspective. How flustered must the viewers have been?
Anyway, the discussion ended warmly like that...
[Do-hee Tuna Jjolmattaeng-nim sponsored 100,000 won]
Do-hee, I get it, now go out and take some birth control, you're going to have a baby.
"Ah...."
- Hahahaha!
- I forgot about that.
- Like streamer, like viewer, shibal!
- Yep, implantation already complete~
- Hahahaha!
- Ack!
-Do-hee's egg is taken!
- Implantation done, shibal, good luck!
"What do you mean, implantation complete!! Ah, but I won't be taking birth control."
- ????
- Huh?
- What did you just say...
- ?
- What?
- Did I hear wrong?
- Huh?
- Do you suddenly want to get pregnant??
- ?
- Are you saying you want to give birth to a goblin child??
- Shibal, she's reversing what she just said in 10 seconds, hahaha!
- You impulsive bitch!!
- Hahahaha!
- This is absurd, she can't seriously want to get pregnant.... Could it be?
Yes, I understand this reaction too.
But when would I take birth control and remove the semen from my uterus? From what I see, I'd have to scrape the inside all day in front of the shower.
Rather than going through all that trouble, and wanting to quickly show that my theory is correct,
"That's not it. Everyone, I'm going to the 3rd Floor right away."
- Wow, hahaha!
- Going right away? Shibal!
- Wow, shibal, right away?
- 'I am serious about the Tower.'
- It's obvious, so she's just going up right away, that's right.
- As expected, I knew it.
- So refreshing.
- Right, just going up to the next floor means full recovery.
- Let's go!!!!
- She's being impulsive twice, hahaha!
- Crazy bitch, just a crazy bitch for the Tower, hahaha!
- This is insane, shibal!
- This is a true Tower-serious woman..... getting gangbanged for 2 hours and then going up to the next floor;;