And a week passed.
The world went on, oblivious to what had happened,
and my life went back to normal, as if nothing had happened.
“Hello everyone, welcome to Hi Hiro, Hi Hiro~~”
[Hi Hiro~]
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[Oopma?]
[Let’s start writing the panty color on the title now, since you say it every day anyway.]
[lolreal]
[rlyrly it’s time to write it as a default now]
[Hahaha~]
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【HiroThighsSoSoft donated 1,000 won!】
【Show your thighs】
“Everyone’s being wild from the start today~”
I was arguing with viewers as usual,
“Hey!!! Are you kidding me?! Who in the world spells ‘Lunar New Year holiday period’ as ‘Lunar New Year holiday you period’!!!”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, Boss!!”
“Wait, did I mess up? Okay~ I went to elementary school, so the spelling was different back then~ Why, you write ‘습니다’ (It is) as ‘읍니다’ (It’s coming) too, huh?”
“…I’m not that old?!”
“Then are you young? You’re young and you write ‘Lunar New Year holiday you’? Or is this a silent protest to go eat shaved ice? You wanted to eat shaved ice in this freezing weather~ Oh, our editor-ssi-b.”
“Boss, when you said editor-ssi, I think I heard a double ‘b’ sound at the end, is that just my imagination?”
“The thing that’s overlapping is the video you edited.”
“Huh?”
“Look at 3 minutes and 24 seconds here. The sound overlapped!! I even divided all the soundtracks while my computer’s capacity was being eaten up like a monster, but you’re not using it. I guess I did something unnecessary again.”
“…Ah, the donation sound and the comment were coming out together hehe….”
“Hehe my foot.”
The editor was making spelling mistakes again today, and
[Title: Zero Two Dance 50,000 won per minute…?! Ah ㅋㅋㅋ I can’t stand this ㅋㅋㅋ]
[The video has 1,043,728 views since it was posted.]
[February 10 (Mon) 00:00 (first 34 days): 1,026,506 (typical performance during this period: 1.1K-3.0K)]
“Finally, 1 million views!!!”
“Congratulations, Boss!”
“Wow, it’s working?”
“Let’s get it!”
“30,000 subscribers too… If things go well, can I live off YouTube pension like this?”
“Your dream is too big, man.”
“Still, wouldn’t it be quite helpful?”
“I really hope it’s enough to cover Ara and Bo-yeon’s salaries at least.”
“…Let’s get it!!”
“Okay, okay, let’s toast. Cheers~”
The YouTube channel, which had stepped on the accelerator, was growing with more and more momentum.
“Huh, what? It was 30,000 yesterday, but it’s already 35,000?”
“…It’s 40,000?”
[‘Hiro’ Channel Subscriber History Data (Past Year)]
[202N-02-15]
[● 51.3K]
“…Huh?”
I’m going to cancel what I said about my life going back to normal as if nothing had happened….
“Ara, how long will it take to edit the video?”
“Um… shouldn’t it take at least two days?”
“Eeeey!! We’re on a roll now, two days?? Hey, you’re editing another video. I’m going to work on this all night!”
“Huh?? You have to broadcast tomorrow, don’t you? You’ve been broadcasting for a long time today….”
“Shut up! Is your life important right now?! An algorithm surge has exploded!!”
“…Boss, you’re going to die like that.”
“No, no, it’s okay, Bo-yeon. When do you think our subscription mark and channel thumbnail will be ready?”
“Um… tomorrow?”
“Okay, I’ll ask you to do it by tomorrow!”
“…Boss, don’t you treat me too badly?”
“I would have treated you better if you hadn’t been misspelling more than half of the video subtitles, so let’s be quiet?”
“I’m sorry.”
I entrusted myself to the flow of the surge and was rolling in a frantically busy daily life.
“I need content….”
“Why? Isn’t just shaking your butt and jiggling your chest content for you?”
“Hey, you b*tch, you’re talking.”
“Isn’t it?”
“It’s true… but if I just keep doing that all the time, you’ll get tired of me someday, so I have to do some proper content from time to time so that the broadcast lasts a long time.”
“Men watch porn every day, so it seems like they don’t get tired of it.”
“Hey, you crazy b*tch. …Ah, I thought of good content.”
“What is it?”
“Next week is the Lunar New Year holiday, right?”
“Yeah.”
“I’m going to broadcast for 5 days during the Lunar New Year holiday and sell the broadcasting schedule in 1-hour units! The person who buys it decides what to do.”
“You’re a crazy b*tch.”
I was creating content while grinding my physical and mental strength,
【NewChorini donated 20,000 won!】
【Please stand guard as a watchman from 3 a.m. to 5 a.m. on New Year’s Day as content.】
“A watchman? On duty? Then can I do what I want at that time?”
【NewChorini donated 1,000 won!】
【No, no, just stand guard on the Switch server without doing anything.】
【Benirof donated 20,000 won!】
【Then I’ll have you sleepcast from 2 a.m. to 3 a.m. and from 5 a.m. to 6 a.m. on New Year’s Day.】
“Wait, Benirof?? Is that right?”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ So vicious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Sleepcast for 1 hour before and after watchman is legendary ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[LOL ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[The devils also reject these guys ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[While you’re at it, why don’t you bring a military uniform and a BB gun and do it?]
[Then you wake up from the sleepcast and change clothes ㅋㅋ?]
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【Video Support – [ASMR] Sergeant Park, it’s time to wake up. (Flashlight Eye Attack Included) / KEEP A NIGHT WATCH ASMR】
【”Sergeant Park…? Sergeant Park…? It’s time to go on duty… Sergeant Park…?”】
[Ugh, f*cking hell]
[Military experience ON]
[What the f*ck is left and right sound ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
“…You guys are really not human beings, you’re black-headed beasts.”
[Yeah~ we’ll be beasts~ Hiro is a collection doctor~]
[Collection Doctor]
[Collection Doctor]
[Beast Doctor]
[Park Park Doctor]
[Fire Wood Doctor]
[?]
[?]
[???]
[Kick that guy out]
[No잼]
<‘Hiro’ has temporarily banned ‘OldManStraightenYourBack’ for 600 seconds.>
[Nice ban]
[Sssss]
I digested content while grinding my physical and mental strength.
“…Boss, are you okay?”
“Do I look okay….”
“Get some sleep.”
“I’m going to sleep… don’t wake me up.”
“Take a break today?”
“What are you talking about, I have to work.”
“You’re going to die like that!!”
“It’s okay… people don’t die that easily.”
I was spending busy days like that every day.
It was busy and hard, but since there were clear results every time I did something, I was working beyond my physical limits one day.
A very trivial signal was received.
“Ugh… my stomach is gurgling and hurting, did I eat something wrong….”
The start was nothing special.
It was just a slight indigestion.
So I thought I could just bear it a little and dismissed it as nothing.
In fact, it ended without any problems.
And another day.
“Ugh… my head is throbbing a little…. Is it a cold?”
I started to get a headache on my forehead, not the migraines I sometimes got.
Still, I didn’t pay much attention because I had experienced it when I had a cold.
I just took two over-the-counter cold pills.
Then one day.
“…Why does my abdomen hurt so much?”
My stomach hurt badly that day.
I ended up lying down in bed with the pain accompanied by a throbbing headache and back pain.
But the pain didn’t go away, and I felt like I was losing strength in my body.
After lying in bed groaning for a long time, I got up to go to the kitchen to drink water.
At that moment, I felt something wet on my lower body.
Did I sweat that much?
Thinking that, I lifted the blanket.
“…Oh sh*eeeeeet.”
The bed sheet was dyed dark red.
…This is definitely that, right?
Huh?
That thing that women experience every month…?
“It was a period….”
Knowing that the pain I was experiencing was menstruation actually made me feel better.
A pain whose identity I know is better than a vague fear, should I say?
I took a sigh of relief, first removed the bed sheet, and headed to the bathroom.
I threw the bed sheet into the washing machine on the way.
“Haaa… warm water….”
I felt like my body was getting better as I was showering with warm water coming out of the shower.
It must be because my body is relaxed.
Feeling that my body condition was improving, I finished showering and filled the bathtub with water.
And I carefully took out my phone, wiped my hands with a towel, and searched for information about menstruation.
“Symptoms of menstruation vary from person to person… from mild abdominal discomfort to headaches and severe back pain….”
Indeed, it largely matched the symptoms I was experiencing.
Then there’s no choice.
I decided to rest quietly today and wrote a notice on my phone.
[February 23 Broadcasting Notice]
[I’m not feeling well today, so I’m going to take a break for just one day!]
[Why I’m not feeling well… shut up. It’s that kind of thing.]
Good.
I’ve also written the notice, so
Let’s really get some rest today…
“…Hello… 119, right…?”