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Chapter 67

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65. Floor 17: Lee Do-hee Enters the Defense Game

[Remaining Time: 65 hours 28 minutes]

"This is more doable than I thought? No one's gone from Floor 10 to 20 in a week like this, right?"

- As if

- Ah our penalty...

- It's fine anyway she'll waste all her time on Floor 17, that trial takes over a month

- Yep~ Floor 17 is invincible~~

- For real? Floor 17 looks like dick to you?

- She'll get stuck on Floor 17 anyway lololol

- Info) These bastards said the same thing on Floor 16

"Hmm... Is that so?"

Imagining these viewers getting flustered makes my lips curl up slightly without me realizing it.

- Why's this bitch making that face;;

***

[Ding~]

[Welcome participant to the Defense Game! Be warned - defeat occurs if the central crystal orb is destroyed!]

A very brief and simple explanation.

This trial's theme is a defense game.

As per the system explanation, clearing Floor 17's trial requires blocking 50 waves of monsters.

Uniquely, this trial is solo-play only, so there's no solo play reward.

So do I block them alone? No.

Early on, personal combat power is needed, but the standard method is to gather points by killing monsters, then upgrade troops and walls to clear.

In later stages, overwhelmingly powerful monster hordes appear that can't be stopped alone, so building resource bases to increase food production and upgrading tech trees for firepower is key.

You must repair broken walls, replenish dead troops, and manage resource bases - literally playing like a typical defense game.

However,

Is there any need to play it as a defense game?

"Everyone, this is a defense game, but ultimately it's just about killing all monsters."

- ???

- True but

- Surely she's not planning to solo this?

- Don't overdo it and die, just follow standard strategy. Floor 17's trial has surprisingly high mortality

- What's she trying to do...?

First, I activate the game system.

[Remaining Points: 1000]

The initial 1000 points.

Looking at what I can produce now:

[Wooden Wall]

1 point per 1m

[Worker]

10 points

[Swordsman]

30 points

[Archer]

40 points

Like this, you strategically spend points to strengthen your base and build your own castle.

Also, as population grows, you must create and manage food and housing areas, requiring proper worker allocation for food management.

'In my past life, I enjoyed playing real-time strategy sims like this.'

After Wave 10, the underground dungeon opens. When population increases, you must build resource bases in other areas.

Naturally, securing those requires battles and continuous resource base management.

But when would I have time to farm food here? Though game rules make crops grow in a week here, my mission ends in 3 days.

So I've brought an appropriate strategy.

That strategy is-

[Starting Wave 1]

[Starting Wave 2]

[Starting Wave 3]

[Starting Wave 4]

[Starting Wave 5]

[Starting Wave 6]

[Starting Wave 7]

[Starting Wave 8]

[Starting Wave 9]

"Alright~~! Let's go!!!"

The "just fucking solo everything" strategy.

- ????

- Do-hee are you insane

- Huh? Did she misclick?

- Crazy bitch acting up again

- Ah, spamming the start button makes waves keep coming

- Uh oh... isn't she fucked?

- Many people accidentally do that, but isn't she doing it on purpose?

"I pressed them all at once deliberately. I'll break through this trial solo. I have a plan."

- ???

- What

- Huh?

- That shouldn't work

Now I close the chat window.

Calmly gazing at the horizon.

Beyond the dry wasteland with patchy grass, multiple portals opening in the distance come into view.

[Time until Wave 1 arrival: 4 minutes 5 seconds]

[Time until Wave 2 arrival: 4 minutes 5 seconds]

[Time until Wave 3 arrival...]

...

..

.

After waiting briefly, a monster horde kicking up dust appears.

[Wave 1 remaining Goblins: 500]

[Wave 2 remaining Orcs: 200]

...

..

.

'There's a ridiculous number.'

Goblins, orcs, lizardmen, skeletons, trolls, ogres, satyrs, lycanthropes, centaurs-all kinds of monsters charging madly toward me.

"Hoo..."

Exhaling softly, I charge too.

Running solo against thousands of monsters.

All buffs stacked 5 times.

The world feels like it's slowing down.

"Uwaaaaaah!!!"

[Battle Cry]

A wide-area taunt skill commonly used by tanks.

To prevent them bypassing me to break the crystal, I loudly draw aggro.

Viewers won't know if this was a skill or just attention-grabbing yelling unless they experience it themselves.

Dududududu!!!

The first to arrive are centaurs.

Horse lower bodies, human upper bodies-armed with giant spears and shields, charging like they'll tear me apart.

Though my high defense would prevent instant penetration, the physical impact of a 500kg centaur colliding at 80km/h isn't negligible.

[Shock Wave]

Stomping the ground hard creates earthquake-like effects around me.

Kwa-gwa-gwa-gwa-gwang!!

Centaurs slow down or trip while regaining balance.

Their signature charge negated.

Now I charge first.

"Kuh...?"

I spear a stunned centaur through the heart.

Dodging incoming spears with a low jump, landing behind another centaur.

"Hi...?"

"Kwa?"

Puhak!

Chopping off the arms of the one I'm riding makes it gallop wildly.

Got a good horse.

It tries bucking me off, but I stabilize and kill other flustered centaurs.

As I rampage, other monsters start swarming me.

'Damn, not even done with centaurs yet...'

A 5m tall ogre tries crushing me.

Abandoning my centaur mount, I switch to the ogre.

Puh-eok!!

But another ogre attacks indiscriminately, forcing me to hastily jump off.

'Fuck...'

While falling, ground monsters aim weapons at me.

"Haaahp!!"

Deflecting weapons with my spear, I barely land before monsters swarm me like being sucked into a black hole.

[Divine Power Release]

Kwaaaaaaang!!!!

A skill that expels pure divine energy to sweep the surroundings.

Creating slight breathing room, I retreat toward fewer monsters.

"Kwoooooooor!!!"

"Uoooor!"

"Owuaaaah!!"

Thousands of varied monsters pursue.

Smaller monsters charge recklessly, even getting trampled by larger ones.

"Haha..."

'This is tougher than expected?'

Brief regret, but spilled milk.

Can't start losing momentum.

"Come. Let's fight!!"

Kicking off the ground, I charge.

***

"Haaak... huff... huff..."

About 2 hours later.

Lee Do-hee lies sprawled on the ground, body smeared red and green with blood. Squeezed dry of stamina, she can't even twitch.

'Did I underestimate this...?'

Fighting monsters is different from humans.

Humans lose morale and panic when facing overwhelming strength and allies dying, often failing to use their full power.

But not these monsters.

They charge without fearing death.

Not just their own lives-they rush like zombies even as comrades get trampled beside them.

'Disgusting creatures...'

During this break, I open the chat.

- She's winning this lolololol

- What? Was that earthquake-like thing a skill?

- She did something like mana release too

- For real isn't that a skill? Did she learn secretly?

- Lee Do-hee explain~

As expected, sharp Awakened noticed my strategic skill usage.

Normally, skills can't be used without system learning-common knowledge.

But I have an excuse.

"Um... It just worked when I tried? After Ju-ji and Cheonma did something, my energy started moving freely. So I just randomly released it."

- ???

- That works?

- Makes no sense

- Why doesn't it work for me?

"Hmm... If you guys get reverse tendon cleansing from Cheonma and Ju-ji while getting fucked front and back..."

- What

- You crazy bitch lolololol

- Would you accept that!!!!

- You'd become gay...

- Ugh imagining that makes me vomit

- Fuck!!!

- Ah if you're jealous, get fucked too lolololol

"For reference, you'd have to be used like a Meat Toilet getting fucked all day while being pissed on."

- Gasp

- Fucking stop

- Don't stimulate my imagination

- ?? I could do it though?

- So gay...

- Blegh

- Kraaaah

Viewers panic in shock.

Truthfully, these aren't skills gained from reverse tendon cleansing by Ju-ji and Cheonma. Only those with past experience can use them, but who can prove that?

'Would any woman exist who's been fucked by both Ju-ji and Cheonma?'

Of course not.

Thus, even with oddities, no one can refute it due to lack of experience.

- Is she just a genius...?

- Been a while since I felt battle hype

- Hmm

- Where's Lee Do-hee getting gang raped by monsters?

"Stop saying weird things... I'll get back to work now."

[Remaining Points: 41420]

I skip all miscellaneous tech trees here.

Normally, this trial branches into magic or science development later.

But there's another path.

Hero tech!

[Hero Summoning Hall: 5000 points]

[Hero Upgrade Base: 10000 points]

- What

- Wait, that's proven trash though?

- Do-hee?

- Uh don't build that

I don't need hero summoning.

I need the Hero Upgrade Base.

This facility boosts hero stats-surprisingly applicable to participants too.

[All heroes' strength +1%: 1000 points]

[All heroes' agility +1%: 1000 points]

[All heroes' defense +1%: 1000 points]

[All heroes' divine power +1%: 1000 points]

Only 1% increase for 1000 points.

Seems trash efficiency, but this applies to equipment and buffs too. With exponential point gains later, it's actually a late-game scaling build.

Many recommend hero tech if you survive early.

Plus, no need to produce workers for food or capture resource bases.

Food production takes significant time-this is the only way for quick clears.

And not just speed.

The hidden ending.

For that, I must grow stronger.

"I'll upgrade evenly."

[Hero strength +7%]

[Hero agility +7%]

[Hero defense +6%]

[Hero divine power +6%]

[Remaining points: 420]

I want to start Wave 10 immediately, but my stamina's too low.

"Haa... Let's eat first."

Removing armor, I shower my body with water from a canteen, then smash potions on wounds for healing.

- O.O

- Now she undresses so naturally

- Even her Pussy is soaking wet

'Ah... Too naturally...'

Past life habits surfaced too smoothly.

Covering up again, I equip armor.

Then open the long-awaited tuna bibimbap, radish kimchi, and fried egg packs.

- But is the difficulty normally this high?

"That's because I summoned all waves at once..."

Summoning individually would only prolong combat.

Look at that battle-over half the monsters crushed each other to death.

I chose the path of maximum efficiency and survival.

'Maximum efficiency and maximum results. That's all I'll consider.'

Like this tuna bibimbap costing 20,000 won per serving (60,000 total for 3) but only 50,000 for three servings.

"Omnomnom..."

***

After eating and recovering stamina, I start Wave 10.

[10th Wave remaining Cyclops count: 1]

"I can see it from here..."

Thud... thud.....

The ground trembles with heavy footsteps.

A nearly 20m-tall giant body, its single massive eye staring at me from afar.

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