And now,
There were those cheering upon seeing Lee Do-hee emerge from the 27th floor!
"Kids! Fuck, she finally came out, that bitch! Prepare the extensions!"
"Huu... So we're finally escaping this shithole?"
"Just wait till we catch you! We'll turn you into Elina and use you!!!"
Furious Chinese players.
Had Lee Do-hee's stream not existed, they would've escaped long ago or caused problems.
They requested relocation from the Giant Guild's lodgings, but were rejected due to ongoing 80th floor raids.
One might think boss battles end quickly, but high-floor bosses are different.
After the 50th floor - 60th, 70th, 80th floors - these boss battles have gatekeepers.
For example, the 70th floor boss is the Demon King, requiring about a month to conquer through battles against the Four Heavenly Kings, minor mobs, dungeon mid-bosses, and gimmick bosses.
Thus, Giant Guild members are currently tower-bound.
"Huu... Just wait till you come out, you dead bitch. I'll completely turn you into an Onahole and use you!"
***
Meanwhile, another faction targeted Lee Do-hee.
"Are you absolutely certain? Or... no, even if not, it must be correct?"
This was the Osung Group Vice Chairman's office.
[Osung Group Vice Chairman Lee Seong-yong]
The Osung Group differed slightly from the Osung Guild.
The conglomerate encompassed dozens of subsidiaries like Osung Electronics, Osung Logistics, and Osung Construction, while the Osung Guild was merely one subsidiary.
Was the Guild weaker? Not exactly.
As the Tower's importance grew, the Guild nearly consumed the entire Group.
Thus, the Group heir and Guild Master maintained an ambiguous cooperative-yet-competitive relationship.
Why would the Group's Vice Chairman/heir appear now?
"Goddammit!! Why is my Onahole alive and moving!!!!"
Shockingly, another creator existed for Lee Do-hee's body - the Osung Group heir himself.
'Dammit, that experiment clearly failed. Why is it moving now?'
Hidden within Lee Do-hee's body was a multi-billion won item unknown even to her -
<The Immortal's Heart>
Before the Sword Saint Guild collapsed financially, they secretly sold this to the Vice Chairman. Notably, this was one of seven body parts from Lee Do-hee's past life, Lee Do-hyeon.
Originally intended for the Vice Chairman's ambitious bio-Onahole production venture (publicly dubbed the "Bio-Combat Homunculus Research Team").
The Onahole production team faced disbandment after years of failed experiments.
Hoping for one success to secure more funding, they invested personal funds to acquire ultra-rare items...
'Uh... Turns out materials weren't the issue. Life requires a soul... Could you secretly bring a dark mage?'
Furious at the research director's shameless request,
He clung to final hope seeing the lifelike, warm-skinned Onahole.
After secretly procuring dark mages and freshly dead corpses,
'Uh... The flesh and soul seem incompatible. This won't work.'
Even switching to female corpses yielded no results.
The homunculus (disguised bio-Onahole) project repeatedly failed before collapsing.
Only one remaining prototype pink-haired Onahole survived the terminated research.
Since the venture aimed to supply ultra-premium unbreakable bio-Onaholes to the wealthy, Lee Do-hee's body was fully Onahole-ized.
Durable body, penetrable neck and anus - all designed accordingly.
During project shutdown, this prototype moved to the Vice Chairman's office before being abandoned.
That night,
Osung Group black ops eliminated all researchers and destroyed records.
Could experiments using dark magic and corpses leak? Unacceptable.
Actually, this was the Chairman's doing, not the Vice Chairman's.
Shocked, the Vice Chairman considered using the prototype Onahole but left it plastic-wrapped in a corner.
Later, his bratty younger sister barged into his room and discovered it. She tried mocking him for "using Onaholes," but their father overheard, escalating matters.
'A grown man with a full-body Onahole?! Have you lost your mind! I can't face my daughter-in-law after this!'
Though he didn't grasp its true nature, the furious father personally discarded it. When the wife heard, the Vice Chairman endured her scornful looks.
His secretary (aware of the Onahole secret) later searched for it, but it had vanished - possibly involving police.
Though police feared the Vice Chairman, he feared them more.
Especially those reckless "justice warriors"! Though his father handled things, the Vice Chairman endured endless scoldings - even getting beaten with a golf club past age 30.
[Shocking!! Chaebol Heir's Disgraceful Private Life!]
Such headlines would crash stock prices and invite more golf club beatings.
Assuming his precious Onahole lost forever, he despaired.
Until stumbling upon a Lee Do-hee article.
He instantly recognized her as his custom prototype Onahole model.
Though her breasts enlarged, the unique natural pink hair, upright ahoge hair, and equally voluptuous buttocks perfectly matched.
He noticed around her 20th floor clearance.
With his secretary (who knew billions were spent on Onahole materials), they investigated and soon pinpointed her address.
Ironically, it was publicly available - they wasted weeks rewatching streams and cross-referencing satellite maps.
Who'd imagine a female streamer broadcasting her address?
"Vice Chairman, can we handle this alone?"
His sole ally - secretary, right-hand man, fixer, scheduler - essentially his lifeline - cautiously inquired.
While the Osung Group (separate from the Guild) employed Awakened,
Mainly production workers at artifact workshops, plus security and black ops.
The bigger issue: Could they challenge Lee Do-hee? And they answered to the Chairman, making them unusable.
"Make it happen! If not, at least retrieve her heart! Do you know its value?!"
Hearing this "just do it" nonsense, the secretary again contemplated resignation.
'You fucking brat... No wonder the Chairman always scolds you.'
But resigning meant disappearing without trace, so he endured.
***
As dangers approached from all sides, Lee Do-hee happily streamed.
"Now~~~ Heart-pounding reward reveal time!"
This clearance earned SS-rank.
Meaning an SSS-rank reward awaited.
What about the other two? Who cares about unselected options?
She lifts a chubby pig soldier high into the air.
"Kkuik!? Master-nim?"
"Please give me a good trait!!!!"
[Select your reward]
Sacrificing this pig for luck boost!!!
She tosses the pig skyward and instantly presses all three reward cards!!
Tadadat!
<Cream Pie Full of Nutrients Made by God>
Not some strange cream pie, but one lovingly baked by God.
All stats +3 when consumed
Extremely delicious.
[S-rank Recording Orb]
Records everything you see.
Rear view possible.
<Skill Enhancement Ticket>x20
"Huh...?"
The S-rank trait was dud, while the item merely gave +12 total stats.
Thus, the 20 Skill Enhancement Tickets were clearly the SSS reward.
Normally, Skill Tickets or stat bonuses from repeat floors are considered junk.
But for fast climbers like me?
'Not bad, actually?'
Rather good.
Combined with existing 2 tickets = 22 total.
Enough to upgrade Haste from Lv.3 to Lv.7.
Remaining 4 could boost Strength to Lv.3, saving the last two.
Executing immediately:
<Haste lv.3→ lv.7>
Consumes 11 Divine Power for +35 Agility (2 hours)
<Strength lv.2→ lv.3>
Consumes 7 Divine Power for +15 Strength (1h20m)
With Holy Onahole Body doubling effects: +70 Agility, +30 Strength.
"Kehehe... Now you must check my Status Window, right?"
- No way each stack gives +70 Agility?
- ????
- What's this power balance?
- Administrator-nim! Game balance broken here!
- Fuck, why's power inflation only happening to you?
- (Generic "you crazy bitch" comment)
- ??
"Ahem, but Divine Power consumption slightly increased too?"
- Fucking lol
- Ah;;
- Guess I lack talent...
- We call this "pay-to-win"
"Quiet everyone! Status Window!"
[Ding~]
<Final Stats>
Strength: 280 →264.5
Agility: 158.7→154
Defense: 700.7→701.8
Divine Power: 3356.1→3418.5
Lewd Power: 3606→ 4,934.3
Divine Power Recovery Rate: +2/hour
Regeneration: 2
All Elemental Resistance: 50
Base stats slightly decreased unfortunately.
Replaced Diana's Long Spear with Dildo Weapon.
<Dildo Weapon Sealed by God+12>
Strength +4
Agility +5
Defense +4
Divine Power +3
'Hehehe, I'll catch up soon anyway.'
Used it occasionally since parting with Elina.
Especially synergized wonderfully with the breast pump.
The Emperor's gifted ring remains unequipped until unlocking ring slots at Floor 30.
'Five Haste stacks... Over 500 Agility. Is this even possible?'
Worried about getting banned as a bug exploiter.
"Hehehe, this is why I chose Priest! Everything went according to plan! Ultimate efficiency, right?"
Her smug laughter continued.
Equipment, stats, skills, summons - everything felt upgraded.
Lewd Power neared 5,000 too.
Stronger traits would emerge later - something to anticipate.
'Never expected this outcome.'
Remembered arguing with viewers at Floor 3 about choosing Priest.
Back then, most opposed it until my lengthy persuasion made them go "Fine, we'll watch!"
Reaching Lv.7 proved me right. Unexpected developments aside, victory is victory.
- That's just you...
- Our Priests aren't like that
- So fucking mad, meet me after the Tower
- I'll discipline you with my Cock^^
Assuming she'd exit to rest after the ordeal,
"Hmm..."
But she had no such intention.
Whether intuition or logic, 90% chance Giant Guild would retaliate.
Their elites were busy at Floor 80 - seemingly safe timing that felt suspicious.
"So... um, I'll quickly climb to Floor 30 first?"
Her chat exploded.