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I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower 1 - 316

Chapter 151

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149. I Will Make an Onahole.

The Secretary Manager had been subjected to harsh language, but as if this wasn't the issue, he spoke in an urgent voice.

"Vice President-nim, that's not the problem right now. We're fucking screwed!!"

"What is it...?"

The Vice President was slightly startled upon seeing the Secretary Manager's urgent expression.

"Th-that large guild said they'd thoroughly track down the mastermind, didn't they? To my knowledge, they probably have someone with psychometry abilities there. You need to resolve this quickly, Vice President-nim. If you don't show your hand, we'll get dragged in too!"

"Psycho...? What's that?"

"Psychometry! It's an ability to read an object's memories and see past events. If they use that, won't we get caught too?"

The large guilds seemed to view this incident as an opportunity to boost public sentiment, pushing the investigation forward like madmen. Of course, this was also to conceal the fact that they'd hired the Chinese perpetrators.

It was an ironic situation where criminals were put in charge of investigating crimes, but outwardly, they were conducting a very thorough investigation.

"Hey, then you should've handled things properly!! But still, we're practically family with those guys there, wouldn't they let us off?"

The Secretary Manager looked at him with an expression of disbelief.

"This could be used by the Ohsung Guild Master to bring you down, Vice President-nim. Wouldn't that be disastrous?"

"What! Do you think my father would just watch that happen!!"

'Yes!'

- He barely held back the words. The Secretary Manager was already tied to the Vice President - if the Vice President fell, he'd fall too.

And if he got fired by this bastard, he'd die too!

"Ahem... We can't know that for sure, so let's prepare for the worst. In my opinion, those Ohsung Guild bastards were definitely involved too. They're clearly investigating to cover up their own crimes. Since when have those bastards cared about the public to act like this?"

"Oh!! That's our Secretary Manager for you! Then go handle it yourself!"

"......."

The Secretary Manager intuited that he was royally fucked.

***

The next day.

Lee Do-hee woke up early as usual and did her running and spear training.

Returning to Irene's secret manual space after a long time, she received personal instruction and gradually perfected her stances.

"Unexpected. It's rare for Combustion to come before Focus. Did your javelin skills have something similar..."

Straight Heart One Spear required Enhancement - Focus - Combustion to occur almost simultaneously, flowing naturally like water.

"Focus is simple. As written in the manual, it's about concentrating energy on specific injury-prone areas to stabilize posture and reduce side effects from the next stage, Combustion."

"Uh... Could you explain in more detail?"

"You said when you used Combustion in actual combat, your wrists gave out and your palms were completely torn up? Focus is the process of reinforcing those areas. Think of it like adding an extra screw to dangerous parts. If I had to define its role, it's like a computer cooling fan - a safety device preventing self-destruction."

'How does this bitch know about computers?'

"When your body stabilizes, your actual power increases too. Try training again while concentrating energy on the areas I touch."

She mainly touched areas prone to fractures and injuries like wrists and palms, kneading my body.

"Hyeek...! Wh-why are you touching there!"

"Ah, the pelvis is important too. If your posture collapses, the power won't come out. The soles of your feet are also crucial, so lift your leg."

"Uuung..."

One might ask if direct touch was really necessary, but since she demonstrated how to concentrate mana through touch, I couldn't stop her.

Following her instructions, the stances gradually became perfected.

Still very awkward, but enough to mimic them?

'It feels similar to my skills, so I picked it up faster than expected.'

Enhancement was similar to Strength buff, Focus resembled Iron Body buff, and Combustion contained nuances from the Javelin skill. Since these were things I'd unconsciously done before, progress was rapid.

"Good, you're more talented in this area than I thought. Try balancing the energy ratio at 3:1:2. That should give optimal efficiency."

"Yes!"

Whether she could see what I experienced outside here too, Irene seemed slightly softened. Like a parent who'd seen their troublemaker child nearly die outside?

"Doing it that way will dislocate your ankle. The focus areas differ slightly with each posture, so practice until it comes naturally."

She personally demonstrated five basic thrusting stances and kneaded every part of my body.

After continuing this exciting and slightly perverted training with Irene until lunch,

I wanted to continue more, but I had somewhere to go today.

Though I knew how to drive, I borrowed Manager-nim's car since I didn't have a license.

Now I had to save even meal times. I ate five hamburgers in the car while moving.

Outside the window, I saw people cleaning up after yesterday's incident.

Checking the news briefly, countries worldwide involved in the crimes were sending messages of apology and regret to Korea today.

Despite the chaos, the atmosphere wasn't as bad as expected.

[Seoul's Miracle! Citizens Stop High-Ranking Criminal Awakened!]

[Militias Emerging When the Nation is in Crisis. An Interpretation from Historical Perspective]

[The World Praises Korea's Unity!! Jeremy Oswald: 'Korea Possesses an Impregnable Fortress Called Its People!']

Who's Jeremy Oswald? None other than the guild master of America's world #1 guild. Practically Earth's top player, but he's a bit of an attention-seeking weirdo who loves leaving comments everywhere.

The focus seemed more on how we small forces repelled a large external enemy rather than the victims.

'Wow... They're trying to spin this into national pride.'

I could also see news about other countries' responses.

[Japan's Unusual Apology. China Remains Silent?]

[Baek Do-hyun Strongly Criticizes Italy and Iran for No Official Statement. 'If You Miss the Chance for Self-Purification, We'll Strike Directly']

[World Awakened Association: 'Retaliatory Attacks Will Be Treated as Legitimate Counterattacks. However, We Request Resolution Without Involving Unrelated Awakened Civilians.']

The Disaster Countermeasures Headquarters also quickly released more investigation results.

[Headquarters: 'Almost Caught the Mastermind Behind the Terror. Only Final Verification Remains.']

[Headquarters: 'Most Crimes Were Self-Initiated Without Orders. Target Believed to Be Korean Awakened Lee Do-hee.']

Since too many countries were involved to handle directly, they seemed to be pressuring those nations to conduct self-purification first.

Of course, some countries weren't listening.

China and Russia reacted with "What you gonna do, losers?", while Iran, surprisingly, was cursing Korea.

They were simply angry because we killed their great warrior - though actually killed by Chinese, rumors spread that it was under Korean orders, hence "Evil Koreans!"

'Tch, those bastards need to be taught a lesson.'

- Just as I thought that, they were really about to get punished.

A statement was issued that if Iran didn't offer an official apology within 3 days, Korea would occupy Iran's Tower.

For reference, Iran's Tower was already in a collapsed state.

After eliminating monsters emerging from the surroundings, a new Tower would appear in another area after some time, starting again from the 1st Floor.

And Korea planned to take that newly emerged Tower.

So-called Tower colonization.

'Hey, that's what I used to do in the past...'

Of course, I just took a few percentage points of the Tower's profits as reasonable fees. But some bastards saw this and copied it badly - countries that completely plundered other nations' Towers.

Using the pretext "You can't handle your Tower's collapse, right? We'll do it for you~", they'd invade to take over not just the Tower but the entire country.

Mainly dictatorships ignoring the World Awakened Association's gaze had their neighboring countries occupied this way.

But exceptionally, some international conflicts were resolved this way. The international community even encouraged Awakened to fight over Towers rather than useless wars.

Though one might question if this situation warranted Tower colonization, the large guilds had reasons for becoming this radical.

*

"Ugh... I'm itching to use my new power too."

They had cleared the 80th Floor and gained tremendous rewards, becoming stronger than usual.

One reward from the 80th Floor was skill evolution or fusion.

Either evolve a main skill to a stronger version while keeping its level, or fuse levels to combine existing skills into new ones.

Even Baek Do-hyun was surprised.

He hadn't expected his main Blue Flame skill to melt that monstrosity in one shot. While most chose fusion, he evolved his sole attack skill Blue Flame, resulting in unimaginable power.

Seeing this, other guild masters were itching to try their newly fused skills too. The fleeing terrorists weren't even worth a punch.

But with guild master responsibilities, they couldn't enter Towers freely, frustrating them - until perfect sandbags appeared: monsters that increased favorability when killed.

And another bigger reason.

Most Islamic country Awakened were weak.

While others did all sorts of crazy things to grow stronger, most Muslims considered Towers trials from Allah, believing death there meant going to heaven.

So while they had many Tower challengers, they'd collapse at any attempt to grow stronger. Surviving meant strength? No, they were just lucky not to die yet.

90% climbed Towers with just a scimitar, refusing to contract with any constellation except Allah.

The guy whose arm was blown off by Lee Do-hee's spear was ridiculously called a great warrior in Islam, even possessing Islamic relics.

That a guy who couldn't even beat an Onahole was a major religious representative - shockingly, this was the current state of Islamic Awakened.

Though winds of change existed, hardliners periodically purged them.

If contracting with evil gods offering human sacrifices was illegal in China, in Islam, not contracting with Allah meant getting beheaded!

"Everyone, keep it moderate. You know we absolutely can't get caught attacking civilians, right?"

The guild masters, already stressed from being unable to enjoy their usual rapes and murders, now had an outlet for their dark desires.

Tower occupation was just an excuse - they planned to secretly descend to civilian areas for plunder.

Baek Do-hyun somewhat recognized their discontent and chose suitable targets for venting.

"Confirmed. We'll commit crimes even more thoroughly."

"Kehehehehe!! Are the women there pretty?"

"Iranian women? Of course they're fucking beautiful! Why do you think dogs made them wear hijabs? Take it off and they'll make you hard instantly!"

A very jovial atmosphere.

Excited to test new skills on post-Tower collapse monsters and unleash dark desires on weak Islamic Awakened and women, they all grinned broadly.

*

Unaware of this, Lee Do-hee just wondered 'What are these bastards scheming now?'

Meanwhile, she arrived at a research institute in Gyeonggi Province.

[Honeyholic]

After searching yesterday, it turned out to be Korea's largest Onahole specialty manufacturer. Their main products were full-body Onaholes modeled after actual Japanese AV actresses' Pussy molds, appearances, and body shapes.

'If they can't make it here, I'll have to go overseas.'

80% match rate.

Honestly unsure if this was easy or difficult.

"Hello~"

Upon arrival, two typical pot-bellied researcher ahjusshis greeted me. One was the lab director here, the other a chief researcher.

"Yes! I'll be in your care!"

Following their guidance, I entered the research lab.

The first thing I saw were numerous AV actress photos plastered on the walls.

"Ah, these are all actresses who directly... did it here for our products. We'll specially hang Lee Do-hee-nim's photo at the very front!"

"Oh... That thing?"

"Th-the inspection, I mean. We use a special method to very precisely mold that area's shape."

It was more hardcore than I expected. I liked how things were starting.

"Wow! Perfect timing! Do you watch my streams by any chance?"

"Isn't that obvious!! We watch every day!!"

"I-I even donated and subscribed!"

"Ahhh..."

'That's a bit embarrassing...'

Listening to the two men's explanations while moving deeper inside.

Didn't really understand the talk about special materials, but the chat was full of admiration for the good stuff.

Before entering the examination room, I signed a contract.

'The avatar-created Onahole is completely transferred to me, while for regular Onaholes I get 5% royalty... Not bad.'

But while skimming the contract, I found a strange clause.

"Uh... 'Not to hold any issues against whatever happens during inspection'? You're not planning to assault me, are you?"

When I narrowed my eyes and glared at them,

"No, not at all!! If you read further, it says sexual assault without consent is an exception! But during extremely precise inspections, previously..."

The researcher couldn't finish his sentence.

The other man sighed and continued.

"Someone sued us claiming the machine raped her... We almost had to close the lab."

'What could they possibly do to warrant a lawsuit?'

Suspicions grew thick again.

"Can I see what it does? Like video samples?"

"If we filmed samples and got sued... Ahem."

"Lee Do-hee-nim will be fine. Trust me as your viewer. We've newly developed an inspection machine just for you."

'Is that so?'

Right, this wasn't inside a Tower. Would they really do something weird in reality, with their company name public? At worst, it'd be something like a dildo-shaped inspection tool entering my Pussy.

'I, Lee Do-hee, was reborn as of yesterday. Shame? It's nothing to me!'

Confidently signing the contract, I followed them into the examination room.

Inside were incomprehensible complex screens and equipment with unfathomable purposes.

"Ahem... First, please undress and lie down."

"O-oh, undress? Ah... Yes, yes!"

'I, Lee Do-hee, reborn... reborn woman! For the sake of getting stronger, this is n-no big deal!'

Carefully removing all clothes, I lay down on what looked like an operating table.

'Why... why is this so embarrassing...'

Actually, feeling embarrassed was normal.

Tens of thousands gathered upon hearing Lee Do-hee was doing another nude stream, watching her undress and undergo precise Pussy inspection - anyone would be embarrassed.

Of course, Lee Do-hee was indeed an Onahole.

"Now, your body will be restrained for safety reasons. Please don't be alarmed..."

The two researchers in white gowns began restraining my body.

Limbs spread wide and bound to the sides, legs similarly spread to fully expose my Pussy.

'Aah... Y-yes, this is for Tower climbing...'

Vrrrrrr~

A machine approached my Pussy, blinking lights illuminating the inside.

473

"Th-this is just an inspection, r-right?"

"Yes! Absolutely no lewd intentions, so please relax and wait!"

The confidently answering researcher began operating the machine.

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