"Ahem, everyone don't misunderstand... I wasn't laughing. Anyway, there's nothing more to see here... I'll move to the waiting room."
Looking at the lonely camping car left behind feels somewhat bitter.
The trial is over now. Aside from the spoils - Elly's Magnetic Core and Pink Spear's Hero Suit - I can't take anything else anyway.
'But as a last...'
Dawn is breaking.
Following the long shadow, I walk toward the camping car.
Squish... squish...
Small and large footprints remain on the sandy beach.
Following the footprints of two people, I walk leaving my own single set of footprints.
Opening the camping car driver's seat, I look at a photo placed inside.
A photo taken at the Pinkuza Festival.
[3rd Place in Eating Contest - Lee Do-hee]
It was a photo of me making a V sign with a full stomach expression, and Elly happily laughing while patting my belly...
Whoosh!
*
My hair turns back to pink, eyes return to purple.
Pink Spear is finished now.
Opening Phantom Garment, I pick out comfortable clothes to wear.
"Phew..."
It was a trial with lingering aftereffects.
And Elly.
Now I won't be able to forget her even if I want to.
Especially, the Magnetic Core she gave me has performance truly befitting SSS-grade, absolutely broken.
Strength, Agility, Defense - all stats applied directly to my body. Meaning, it's a trait where the enhanced stats directly apply multipliers to various other traits.
'And Elly's data... Can I create more if I understand human data?'
Seems possible in the future era, but not sure about compatibility.
"Phew... Everyone. I, Lee Do-hee, will embrace all this pain, all this sorrow. Now I'll move forward even further with the power Elly gave me."
- Elly-yaã ã
- Save Elly!!
- Just check the rewards already
- Is Elly's data still remaining?
- Do we need to take out this bitch's heart to extract data?
- I watched immersed from start to finish, crying nowã ã
- Sigh... It was funny earlier but seeing that last photo makes me fucking sad goddamnit
- Stop fucking around and just check the rewards already?
- The varied reactions are fucking hilariousㅋㅋ
"Such cold-hearted people... Then now, let's check the rewards!"
Opening the system window to receive rewards.
[Acquired SS-grade reward]
"An SSS-grade reward should appear. Now... Get ready......"
It's time for the <Life is One Shot> trait to shine.
'Please... I cleared this after getting raped so many times there!! I lost Elly too!!'
If the Administrator has any conscience, they should take care of this properly!
Three cards float in midair.
"Phew... Going all in at once!"
Before they even properly appear, I flip all three simultaneously!!!
Flick!
[S-grade Futanari]
Become a futanari with a cock. Anyone fucked by it will cock-cum.
<Aegis Shield>
â Strength +20
â Defense +50
â <Large Shield lv.30>
'Fuck... Now the last one must be SSS-grade... Please!!'
<Spatial Leap Boots>
Elite cyborg boots made for zero-gravity space combat. Can create up to 100 foothold panels.
â Agility +50
â Defense +50
â Armor Defense +150
â Foothold Panel Durability: Defense 100, Restoration Cooldown 10 minutes, Disappears 1 second after creation.
â <Blink lv.10>, <Acceleration>
"Oh...?"
'What... Is this good? Foothold panels...?'
Usually complexity doesn't equal quality.
Rather than items cluttered with minor options, something simple like Agility +300 would be better... This is... something else!
"Hmm... Can't become a futanari... Shield seems mediocre so maybe choose the boots first?"
The choice is obvious anyway, but checking chat for viewer opinions...
- Futaㅇㄷ?
- Pick futa right now
- What futa?
- Futa is kinda...
- Tsk tsk everyone's moral limits are narrow
- Shouldn't oppose futa if you have conscience
- Those boots seem for space combat
- ??Why not pick futa
- Why pick futa?
- Ugh fetish perverts
They're fighting over picking futa or not!
'Why are they suddenly fighting?'
Among dozens of chats, only one mentions boots while the rest are evenly split between pro/anti futa.
Honestly if not for the stream, I'd want to become futanari too to freely fuck girls like when I was male.
But everyone knows futa is a fetish. Some would declare boycott calling it disgusting.
And while seeing others become futa is hot, becoming one myself is slightly scary.
- Need to pick futa to fuck Irene. Want to see Irene cock-cumming the moment she's penetrated?
- Those who don't know futa sex's appeal are pitiful...
- Ugh...
- Pick futa if you want to see Irene cock-cumming like a dog
'Irene cock-cumming is slightly hot but...'
"Alright, everyone? Enough. I'm picking the boots. Be quiet."
- Ah
- Kay
- Bring Elly back Lee Do-hee!
- Tsk
- ㄲㅂ
- That's more like itㅋㅋ
Lightly ending viewers' fight, I choose the boots.
"First let's read the skills in detail."
<Blink lv.10>
Can instantly move up to 7m through space.
Warning: Never use on walls.
â Cooldown: 12 seconds
â Divine Power Consumption: 14.5
"The Blink we all know. Then what's this?"
<Acceleration>
Each time you step on a foothold panel, movement speed increases by 1.1x, and panels aren't destroyed by stepping.
Resets when movement stops.
"Oho... Similar to 1.1x Agility increase each time?"
'Need to try it to know.'
Practice is essential for actual combat.
Immediately expand my waiting room to maximum again and go to the open field.
The Pig King who was sleeping until recently and the Pig Mage diligently practicing magic sit nearby watching.
"Now... Just equip them, right?"
But then,
I hit an unexpected obstacle.
[Please unlock the equipment slot first]
"Eh...? Why? Don't tell me...!"
- ???
- You didn't
- Didn't even unlock equipment slots before getting rewards?
- Fucking idiot bitch
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Dumbassㅋ
- Should've picked futaㅉㅉ
- ??Why no futa
- Why pick futa??
"Ah, fuck! I forgot because you guys kept talking about futa!!"
Phantom Garment affects 4 slots.
Armor, Head, Gloves, Boots.
So honestly... I thought I'd already unlocked them!
Moreover, the last slot I unlocked was during battle to urgently equip a ring, so I forgot.
"You fuckers didn't know either!!!"
- You should've known you stupid bitchㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Sighㅉㅉ
- Dude...
- Today proves big breasts mean stupid
- Bitch only good at physical stuff...
- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Head just for decoration
- I knewㅋ
- Three heads but why the IQ...
"Phew... It's fine. I'll unlock the slot at Floor 35 and equip them."
Can unlock one slot every 5 floors anyway.
Roughly visualize how to use the boots.
'These are perfect for me.'
First, don't need to use Rocket Booty to go airborne.
By alternately creating panels on both feet, can keep stepping to reach high places.
Moreover, body accelerates further with each step.
Don't need to limit to space.
By placing panels sideways or above and running while alternating like wall-running, can charge along unpredictable paths.
Imagine it - opponent sees tits spinning through air while approaching faster and faster? Just seeing this would break morale.
'Hmm... Definitely good.'
Plus I was practically expert at space combat in past life. Chaotic combat in rotating zero-G vision was my specialty.
Might be less useful now, but high floors have space era trials. Probably extremely useful there.
And now...
"Time to handle piled-up work."
As guild master, much work remains after being away nearly a month and half.
First, synchronize new Onaholes accumulated during this time.
Current Lewd Power: 9522.5.
Can synchronize 95 Onaholes.
But disappointing I still can't establish Breeding God's doctrine since not at 10k yet.
Why so few collected?
'Damn! Who keeps stealing my Onaholes!'
Whether Giant Guild terrorism or just thieves, periodically report Onaholes being stolen.
Only 3 remain now.
Onahole usage place was purchased former entertainment venue, but of course other Awakeners can steal if determined.
'Thinking about it, strange they didn't target us...'
They destroyed Seoul trying to get me, yet leave identical Onaholes untouched except breast milk?
We were careless.
Of course canceled synchronization that day so they couldn't gain much, but need precautions.
So guild members say we'll convert an Awakener member's Tower waiting room into Onahole room.
'And need to protect outside guild members too.'
For now, since capturing me is easier, they won't touch our civilian members. But if I become too strong to capture?
Those Giant Guild bastards will definitely take hostages.
'Summons... Need to tame and deploy them well.'
Currently Necroumbra acts as ordinary flower at my residence/guild building entrance.
Gave it one full-body Onahole as toy, collects sap and guards building.
But as flower, can only do passive entrance guarding.
'Pigs need to work, Bicorn must be summoned when needed... Tricky.'
Only solution seems taming goblins/orcs en masse, armoring them, and deploying at guild office.
*
After waiting, someone sends invitation.
- ???
- Who?
- Boyfriend?
- Who?
"Sigh, as if boyfriend. Going to register Onahole clones."
One of our guild members.
Not official staff, but commissioned to Tower travelers.
Whoosh~
Then,
Immediately upon portal arrival, someone with rock-hard cock dangling pounces on me!!
"Uhyo!!!"
Thud!
"...What?"
But instantly subdued after getting kicked sideways.
"Aren't you our guild member...?"
"Ahem... Precisely because I'm a guild member?"
The guy who tried raping me on sight kneels with hands raised.
And claims he already received stats.
"Sigh..."
In exchange for overlooking attempted rape, contract him for free delivery service whenever we need.
Then head to Floor 20.
"My pigs~ How much money did you earn?"
Pigs from Floor 20 mines assemble after long time.
Ordinary Awakeners earn about 30 million won monthly here. Pigs worked over 3 months, expected 100 million per pig but...
"Average 150 million per pig! Total 4,554,610,000 won earned oink!"
Security captain confidently answers.
'Crazy... Why work so hard?'
This is after taxes too.
"Phew... Good, time to arm up pigs!! Say what you want!!"
Neutral zone portal area has electricity now, can buy items at Hunter Market.
Thirty pigs huddle together as I buy desired equipment and skill books one by one.
Also buy tons of Elixirs for myself, skill books/staff/robes for Pig Mage.
"Now! Work again until items arrive pigs!!"
"Oink!!"
'So good they obey well now!'
Finally before ascending to Floor 32, enter repeat clear floor.
- Make summons this time
- Please orcs
- Info) Over 30% chance to meet orcs on Floor 28.
- Orc!!
- Or
- C
- Or
- Orc impregnation
- Or
- C
- Orc cock
- Or
- Or
- C
"......"
Whoosh~
But their wishes didn't come true.
"Aigoo~ I wanted to kkungcha-kkungcha with orcs too~~"
This is genuine.
Wanted to make many strong orc guards, but unfortunately harpies appeared this time.
Harpies have no males.
All female. Almost died chasing these flying bitches.
'Ugh... If I wore those new boots, could've caught them instantly...'
Got <Skill Enhancement Ticket> as reward.
Now have 3 tickets left. No urgent need yet, saving them.
And now, finally that time has returned.
Time to climb Tower again.
Not resting?
Where's time to rest when needing to grow stronger ASAP?
"Now, before going! Final check. Status Window!!!"
[Ding~]
<Final Stats>
Strength: 378→ 483
Agility: 325→ 378.3
Defense: 1,175→ 1,598.2
Divine Power: 6,174.7 → 8,167.2
Lewd Power: 8,066.8 → 9,522.5
Divine Power Recovery Rate: 22 per hour
Regeneration: 122
All Element Resistance:50
Electric Resistance: 20,000(new!)
"Kya~~~ So proud!"
- Fuck what's with that defense
- This is worse than tanksㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Monster created by Elly...
- Divine Power might hit 10k soonㄷㄷ
- Holy shit
- This is Floor 31 not 51...
- Fuck;;
- Wow...
"Next trial cleared in 1 second!!!"
Thus receiving many people's support(?), I depart for Floor 32.