It was just as I had entered through the portal.
"Time Stop."
I felt it.
Time had come to a standstill.
Without the permission of the one who stopped it, one couldn't even breathe.
Even Baal-nim and Baek-ryeon-nim were no exception.
And finally...
---I, and only I, was the exception.
"......."
'It's just like what Baek-ryeon-nim said.'
I immediately began acting.
I pretended to be caught in the time stop as well.
Perhaps it was because of the extreme tension.
Suddenly, the explanation I heard from Baek-ryeon-nim flashed through my mind.
[-Do you remember last time? When you were trying to increase your Intelligence.]
[Ah, now that you mention it, you made me put on quite a show, didn't you? Why did you make me do that?]
[That was because....]
Back when I was trying to raise my Intelligence.
At that time, Baek-ryeon-nim had floated brush-written text in front of me.
『Do not purchase the Intelligence upgrade.』
『Instead, invest your points into "Offering" in installments.』
What was the Offering here?
It was a kind of gacha where you sacrificed contribution points to obtain items.
Wasn't it a perfect system for sucking away blind money?
At first, I thought she was trying to scam me.
Still, I followed her advice, thinking, 'Better her than giving it to that Kkan-peu.'
'But that wasn't it.'
The real reason she encouraged me to use the Offering.
It was to make me...
The Apostle of the Goddess.
'Through the power of the Cash Shop.'
The system belonged to the Goddess.
If so, what happens when you purchase items from the shop?
Normally, those contribution points should go to the Goddess.
Though she is dead now and they only go into the system, the principle remains.
In other words, using the Cash Shop was essentially the same as an Offering.
The principle was identical; only the reward was guaranteed.
It was something that could be guessed from the way the shop level started at "Ordinary Believer" and went up.
'Well, that was just a facade, though.'
The problem was that the Goddess was already dead.
There was originally no way for me to become an Apostle.
The system would simply distribute rewards automatically.
Because there was no Goddess left to actually serve.
'But....'
The Intelligence stat I raised.
That changed everything.
The Intelligence I pulled from the gacha ended up making me the Goddess's Apostle.
'To think I'd actually benefit from Dirne-nim.'
If you added up all the contribution points I poured into the gacha, it was enough to hit the pity threshold.
Though they say there is no actual pity system in the shop.
It's just that the administrator, Dirne-nim, gives it out whenever she feels like it.
That was the truth behind what I thought was the pity threshold.
[-If it had been any other stat, Dirne-nim would have washed her hands of it.]
[-With that bitch's personality, she definitely would have.]
[-But she was waiting for you to raise your Intelligence. Thanks to that, my calculations were spot on.]
Here, Baek-ryeon-nim explained further.
An Offering is originally an act of giving without expecting anything in return.
If there is no reward, nothing happens.
Even if you thrust into it hundreds of times by splitting your contribution points, it's meaningless because the stacks don't accumulate.
To put it another way.
If you succeed even once out of those hundreds of attempts.
The meaning changes 180 degrees.
[-Dirne-nim essentially gave you your Five-star mastery for free.]
In the end, looking only at the result, it was a single-pull success.
The system gave out an absurd reward for a mere few hundred contribution points.
A total of 0.6 Intelligence points.
The actual price was around 80,000 contribution points.
...It might seem trivial now, but normally, isn't that a value you'd have to hunt 80,000 zombies for?
From the perspective of a system that only knows independent trials, it must have been screaming, "Oh my, the Goddess has gone crazy!"
[-And this, it interferes with "Logic."]
Here, the concept of Logic appeared.
Just as Baek-ryeon-nim couldn't shower me with contribution points, it's originally impossible for transcendental beings to carry newbies because of Logic.
To use a modern analogy, it's like being hit with an inheritance tax bomb.
However, Dirne-nim had violated that.
Thanks to that, both the system and I had deviated from "Logic."
Baek-ryeon-nim said it wouldn't have been strange if it had exploded at any moment.
[-That is why I made you an Apostle.]
The one who handled this was Baek-ryeon-nim.
She exquisitely manipulated the system.
She overwrote my setting, making me not just an ordinary human, but an Apostle resurrected from a distant world.
Logic apparently turns a blind eye to support between a Goddess and her Apostle to some extent.
[-Ah, so it's like an other world reincarnation cheat!]
[-I do not know what that is, but thanks to it, I was able to come to my child's side.]
As a bonus, Baek-ryeon-nim also escaped.
She reverse-summoned Dirne-nim and rescued me.
That was the behind-the-scenes story of the gacha show.
Gulp.
'Now then, let's find the right angle to smack that Kkan-peu bitch's head.'
Enough reflection.
I slowly rolled my eyes to observe Dirne-nim.
Whether she was wary of Baek-ryeon-nim and Baal-nim, she was glaring at us from behind a pillar.
'Thank God, she still sees me as a loser... No, wait!!'
Kkang-!!!
Because she threw some spear in the middle, the crown of my head hurt like hell.
But I didn't show any sign of pain.
No, I didn't even flinch.
I remained still even as I watched Baal-nim get wrecked.
"Kkeu-heok...!!!"
"......."
Wow, she really just split him in half.
And yet, she only threw a single spear at me.
That's how much of a loser she thinks I am.
Baek-ryeon-nim said she manipulated my Status Window so it wouldn't be seen properly; I guess that worked.
These thoughts passed by in an instant.
'Sorry, you fucking gay bastard. I'll forget about the twinteil terror with this.'
And I, who had been waiting for an opportunity...
Only moved once Dirne-nim lifted her foot.
'Now! Ssan-de-bi-seut!!!'
"Uryaaaaah!!!"
Ssan-de-bi-seut, Blanc-nim's technique, Hyper-speed.
Thanks to it, my perceived time slowed down extremely.
In the world of time where only Dirne-nim and I moved, our eyes met.
"What......."
Her eyes widened in astonishment.
Her posture was broken because of her kick.
And finally, her pussy was clearly exposed since she wasn't wearing any underwear.
'I just have to fuck her right there!!!'
"......!!!!!"
I wrap my entire body in magic power.
Blue flames surge over my body.
The clothes I intentionally wore thin crumble away.
In an instant, completely naked.
I lunged at Dirne-nim.
Grab.
"Get over here!!!"
"You crazy, what are you-"
Using the momentum, I slammed my body into hers.
The Kkan-peu, who was standing on one leg because of her roundhouse kick, fell helplessly.
Taking advantage of that gap.
My full erection cock, a 10-point Virility nuclear bomb.
Slammed deep into the Kkan-peu brat's pussy.

"......Ek!? Fuck, my virginity!!!"
"I did it!!!"
I pierced her womb perfectly.
I broke this damned bitch's hymen.
'Now you're finished!!'
Squirt like crazy and hit your climax.
While you're at it, spit out the souls of the immortals you absorbed and the Goddess's power you snatched for free.
With that determination, I moved my waist wildly.
Now that I had inserted it, all that was left was true education.
That was the only thought in my head.
It was after I had swung my hips two or three times that I realized something was wrong.
'......Huh?'
It's strange. Why doesn't it feel like I'm having sex?
I definitely felt the sensation of the hymen tearing.
But it feels like I'm thrusting into a well-made Onahole.
'Could it be teleportation... No, that's not it.'
For a moment, I wondered if she had swapped herself with a log, but I immediately changed my mind.
Speaking with the instinct of 10-point Virility.
What I was thumping against right now was definitely Dirne-nim's womb.
What on earth is happening?
With that thought, my gaze turned toward Dirne-nim...
"...How dare you, you damned monkey bastard."
My eyes met the Kkan-peu's.
Her hands, which were glaring at me as if I were her mortal enemy, were filled with white light.
'Wait, why is she fine even though I'm inside her....'
"Kkeu-hek!?"
Then, Peok-!!!
Her hand slammed into my belly.
A cruel smile followed.
"I don't know how you're moving, but just die-"
I won.
That was the expression of certainty on her face, but...
Tiring.
[Administrator's harmful act toward the Apostle confirmed.]
[Administrator's offensive actions are banned for 1 hour.]
"...Wait, Apostle!? I never set anything like that!!!"
Her smile didn't last long before it froze.
In its place was astonishment.
And then, fear.
Tiring.
[Confirming divinity request from Top-tier Administrator 'Dirne'....]
[Warning. Administrator is currently in contact with the Apostle. Disconnecting may cause a system error.]
[Disconnection between Administrator and Apostle is banned for 1 hour.]
(Added by 'Object - Purity')
"......That little monk bitch blocked teleportation and is pulling this bullshit!!"
"Nice one, Sister!"
Baek-ryeon-nim had even made a move in advance.
So that all I had to do was fuck her.
'That's right, there's no World Tree that won't fall after a hundred thrusts!!!'
I moved my waist even faster.
In the frozen time, only the sound of flesh thudding against flesh echoed endlessly.
"Ah, fuck... to lose my virginity to a monkey bastard like this, it's so shitty."
"Heok, huff!! Get pregnant!!"
"It's useless, so get lost."
Dirne-nim's moan.
Not once did it ring out.
"You think you can just take everything with your sage arts, but keep dreaming. I'm protected by a power that even surpasses the World Tree."
As she said that, the Kkan-peu explained.
She had already coated her entire body, even her pussy, with divinity.
No matter how much I thrust, no damage or pleasure would get through.
"No wonder it didn't feel good even though I was inside you!!"
"Yeah. Losing my virginity is extremely shitty, but that's all it is."
So, no matter how much I swung my hips for a hundred days, it would be futile.
There wasn't even a sliver of a possibility of defeating her.
From the moment Baek-ryeon-nim's ambush failed, Dirne-nim's defeat became an impossibility.
"One hour. Just wait one hour. Then you and those bastards are dead meat."
However, Dirne-nim couldn't kill me either.
Because Baek-ryeon-nim had played her cards so well, she couldn't even hit Baal-nim, let alone me, for an hour.
It was a checkmate for an hour, but...
'...Ho-oh?'
"So, what you're saying is, it's free sex time for an hour?"
A wide smile spread across my face as I grasped the situation.
"...Ha? I told you it's meaningless."
"No, but your pussy is still tight."
"......Wait, this bastard, don't tell me."
"That 'don't tell me' is probably right."
Now, let's summarize the rules.
For one hour, Dirne-nim is banned from attacking me, Baal-nim, or the Chastity Sister.
Instead, Dirne-nim is invincible with her divinity.
Ordinary sex probably wouldn't give Dirne-nim any sensation.
Just like how Baek-ryeon-nim was composed even during my foreplay.
No, she'd be several times more like a stone-cold statue than that.
'But....'
Who am I?
The man who turned the wooden pussy Liliana-nim into an exhibitionist bedwetter.
The man who turned the petrified Lumine-nim into a living fetish vending machine, and turned the Chastity Sister's immortal Jade Gate into a pussy addicted to Papa-katsu.
I am a man with 10-point Virility.
"Hey, Kkan-peu. Now that I think about it, the Virility stat was exceptionally broken, wasn't it? You're the one who added that, right?"
"What does that have to do with-"
"It means this is the 10-point, perfect cock that you envisioned. It's the Lord Cock that your tropical rainforest squall pussy has been yearning for."
I filled my cock with magic power.
The skills Dirne-nim had created as a joke bloomed, using that magic as nourishment.
Tiring, tiring.
The Status Windows filled my vision.
Beyond them, Dirne-nim...
Had an expression of disbelief, as if she were fed up.
An expression of looking at something pathetic.
"This bastard?"
"I'll fuck you. I'll ram this ideal cock you've dreamed of so hard it'll pierce right through your divinity."
"Pfft, bullshit."
And finally.
She was wearing an expression that looked a little bit expectant.