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Chapter 256

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244. Exposure Disorder Lee Do-hee

Swoosh!

The exterior walls hadn't been renovated, so my Waiting Room was still white.

Pigs were rolling around and playing, and in one corner, there was a Spirit Herb Field with a heaping pile of Spirit Herbs.

It wasn't a complete mess, but my Waiting Room was moderately untidy.

Was it two weeks?

It felt like I had returned from a journey that was short if you think it's short, and long if you think it's long.

"My little brother, Shouta..."

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    ????

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    Doha

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    Chuneun Jom

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    Dongsengirang Tteokchinya?

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    Is it finally over? Ssibal Mwon Namjaye

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    Daeum Cheung Gajyo?

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    Jebal Yeoja Heroin Jom Nawara

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    Real kk

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    Shouta ㅠㅠ

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    Gochu Chyeonae!

"Y-you heartless people..."

Most of my viewers are men.

And naturally, most of them don't watch my stream continuously.

They just turn it on, fix the screen on my butt or chest, and watch blankly before falling asleep.

They tend to come in after hearing news from the community when something happens or is about to happen. They especially flock in when a sexual act is taking place.

So, in the end, I'm the only one who truly knows about that Trial.

"Sigh, what would you all know?"

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    Just look at the reward

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    Want me to go oochy-coochy-coo?

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    Dohui wants to be Nadenade...

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    I can give you a Bojitodaktodak though kk

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    Mch kkkkkk

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    Bojitodaktodakhamyeon Real Gibun Pulligin Haldeut

"Ahem... Alright, alright, stop with the weird comments. Like you all said, I'll check the reward."

I check the 41st Floor Trial reward.

"Wait! Wow... That's right. This would be an SSS-Grade Reward, wouldn't it?"

The reward grade for the originally A-Grade difficulty Trial went up by two levels for clearing it solo and getting the True Ending.

And if 'Life is One Shot' is added to that? Isn't it obviously SSS? I had already erased from my mind the fact that the choice was forced.

[An SS-Grade Reward will be given. Please select your reward.]

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    Wow... Wow!!!!!

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    40 Cheungdaeeeseo SSSneun Jinjja Gwihaende

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    It's not even surprising anymore

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    Jebal Yaoe Nochuljeung Teukseongina Geollyeora

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    A Ssib

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    Tto Sagichine A...

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    Keuaaaaa Wae Tto Neoman!

The guys who were sexually harassing me just a moment ago must be feeling salty, as the Chat Window sped up a little.

"Hehehe... My~ But maybe it's because I have an EX Grade~? The dopamine rush isn't as explosive as I thought it would be, you know?"

Of course, it's great.

My spirits, which were a little down from parting with Shouta, were rising again and I was excited... but maybe not as much as before?

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    ?

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    Excuse me?

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    ??

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    ?

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    I Ssibulnyeon Bojiga Bulleona

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    Botong Baettaejiga Bulleonarago Haji Annya kkk

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    Baega Bullodo Jeong-aek Ttaemune Bureugin Hal Deut

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    Wa... Nuguneun SS-geup Hanaga Choigo Deunggeubinde!

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    Bitik Guksecheonge Singohamnida

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    Dohuiya Neo Geureoda Hwanan B-geup Teukseongeuro Dobae Doen Hyeongnimdeulhante Gilgeori Ganggan Danghanda

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    Gangganeun Posanginde

"Ahem... I'm just saying. Anyway, I'll see what the rewards are. Gazu-a!!"

Three cards rise into the air.

"No need to choose slowly, right?"

I flip them all over at once—tadadak-!!

'Please!! I believe in you, Tower!'

Actually, rather than believing in the Tower, I believe in regression to the mean.

If I've been unlucky lately, isn't it about time for me to get lucky?


<S-Grade Ursadon's Hammer>

◇ Strength +100

◇ Defense Power + 30

◇ <Bear's Power> can be used.

Skill Enhancement Ticket X 12

'The last one is SSS-Grade. Please!!'

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    Gwayeon!!

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    Dg Dg

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    Jebal Onahol

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    Sex

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    Gazu-a!!

[SSS-Grade Exhibitionist]

The more skin is exposed, the more all stats increase.

Increases up to a maximum of 200%.

Also applies to the male seduction effect of Lewd Energy.


"Fuuuuuuuck!!!"

Plop.

My legs give out and I collapse right where I stand.

'What on earth is this trait!'

Why am I the only one getting all these weird traits that have never been reported anywhere in the world?

Percentage-based traits are applied through additive calculation, so the change isn't that dramatic. Of course, if applied to the maximum, all my stats would still increase by about 500-600 each... but for an SSS-Grade, it feels quite disappointing.

And a seduction effect?

It wasn't directly obvious, but my Lewd Energy has a function that seduces men.

Of course, it doesn't activate under normal circumstances; the effect only appears when I expose my private parts or make lewd gestures.

Anyway, so... I get a little stronger when I'm naked, and I can make men hornier!

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    kkkkkkkk

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    Ha... Ssibulnyeon Beolsseo Kkolline

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    Kkoljota kkkk

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    Eung-ae Na Tto Balgiham

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    Hu... Ttalchigo Wayagetda

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    Yadongi Millyeo Itdagu~

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    (I Dohuiga Deo Meogeumjikseureowojimnida)

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    Almatge Igeoganeunguna

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    Sex Yeosin I Dohui!

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    Ajik Jeogyong An Dwaesseo Isaekkideula kkkk

"All stats 200 percent? Haa... It's good, but... I'll choose it for now. The other options are mediocre."

I close my eyes tightly and make my choice.

Still, it's a trait that will continuously raise my stats as I grow.

It's just that my stats already have ridiculously high percentage bonuses; looking at the numbers alone, it's definitely SSS-Grade.

However, only when I'm naked.

"Why did I get this?"

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    Geugeon Neoga...

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    Yosae Nochuljeung Inneun Geotcheoreom Ot Da Beotgo Danyeoseo Geurae Inyeona

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    Real Yosae Neomu Sung-hage Danigin Haetji

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    ??? : Jeontuhamyeon Ot Beotgyeojineun Ge Sangsik

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    Ssaul Ttae Otman An Beoseosseodo...

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    Nuga Maennal Bojikkakkungharae?

"No, it's not that I took them off..."

This is unfair to me too.

Thanks to the Illusory Armory trait, I don't need to wear uncomfortable combat armor, so I fight in comfortable clothes.

Isn't combat gear more comfortable?

'Huh.'

"...You're right. From now on, I will wear armor that ab-so-lute-ly! will not be stripped off!"

With that, I equip the <Arcane Power Suit> from my equipment window.

"Yes~ From now on, I will ab. so. lute. ly. not take it off!"

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    ????

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    Suddenly?

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    Jeogiyo?

The armor's Defense Power alone is a whopping 500.

It's pathetic compared to my own body's defense, but it can block most attacks.

In the first place, I'll be the one blocking any attack that could destroy this.

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    A

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    Mwoya Almom I Dohui Dollyeojwoyo

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    ???

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    Wa... Ji Bukkeureoun Geo Sumgiryeogo

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    Ebaji

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    Ani, Eolgureun Boyeojwo Ssibnyeona

Of course, there were people who said this was fine too.

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    Heum... Jeogeotdo Kkolline

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    ?

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    Real Golban Rain Boni Ttameokgo Sipne

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    Jeottaengireul Magumagu...

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    Ohiryeo Sangsangnyeogeul Jageukhaeseo Deo Kkollim k

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    Eung Deo Ibeobwa~ Sangsanghamyeon Geumaniya~

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    Igeon Gwaenchanheunde?

"Hah... This gets you horny too? Then what are you going to do about this?"

<Gario's Thousand Mountain Armor>

Among my armors, this is the most seamless one, with an armor Defense Power of 1000.

It's a super high-performance armor that can even defend against a Swordmaster's sword ki to some extent.

"Does this still get you horny? Does it, you bastards?"

For reference, this armor is a full-body set.

One of the reasons it's cheap despite having 1000 Defense Power is that if you wear it, other equipment has to be replaced with thinner gear.

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    Heeueueung Nunna

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    Beotgimyeon Neo Isseul Ge Anikka Jom Kkollineun Deut

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    Jeogiseo Geoyueumnanonahol K-keom Minyeoga Naondaneun Geoji?

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    Real kk

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    Eung~ Sangsanghamyeon Geumaniya~

"Is that so? Then I'll just go around like this from now on."

Let's see how you like a taste of full plate armor.

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    Eo?

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    A

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    A Wae Geurae Jangnanijanha

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    Ani, Nongdamiji Jeoseuteu Kiding~

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    Ani, Mianhae Wonrae I Dohui Dollyeojwo

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    Gissawum on

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    Ebaji Inyeona

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    Isaekkideul Gamyeon Da Beotgyeojine kkk

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    Ani;;

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    Jinjjarago?

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    Dohuiya Jangnan Geumanchyeo Na Hwanallageurae

"Ahem! Now, I'm going to organize my loot and give some Secret Manuals to the Guild."

These ungrateful bastards.

Do they think I've been exposing myself all this time because I enjoyed it?

"......"

R-right, it wasn't for my own pleasure...

Nor was it for the viewers' pleasure...

Anyway, it wasn't!

First, I stepped out of the Tower and changed back into my casual clothes. To be honest, even I can't stand walking around in that stuffy armor.

"Hoo... Now this is comfortable. I'll let it slide just this once."

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    Ne

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    Joesonghamnida...

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    Dasineun Gkapchiji Anketseumnida

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    Ssibnyeon...

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    Dugobojai Dohui

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    Hal Mareun Manjiman Chamajunda

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    Haa... Chamneunda

Then I immediately go to Ji-hye and hand her the Secret Manuals.

"Wow! Guild Master, you're the best! Is this... free to share for our guild members? Or are you selling it for Faith?"

"What?"

'To think of selling it for Faith... Ji-hye must be a Genius.'

Right, shouldn't our guild members also have to use something to obtain things?

If they think they're getting stronger by using Faith, it'll be a great motivation for climbing the Tower.

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    Ani Jihye-nim?

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    Eora?

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    Eojjaeseo...

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    Jihyejihyeya

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    Eoeo

"It's fine. I'll put them up for cheap."

And while I'm at it, I also put up the Magic Cultivation Manual I got last time.

What's that, you ask? It's the Secret Manual I got for saving the World Tree on the 37th floor. The panties I got there were so impactful that people forget, but those were a bonus; this was the reward for clearing the Trial.

<S-Grade Celestia's Secret Manual>

A Mana Cultivation Method for women, personally created by the great Mage Celestia.

It is exceptionally effective at increasing maximum Mana.

"I'll put this up for you too~"

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    A Matda Jeoge Isseotji

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    S-geupimyeon Real Jonna Daebaginde

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    Igeol Geunyang Gongyuhae Jundago? Kya~

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    I Dohui Guild Bokji Micheotda

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    Wa Daebak dd

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    Ani, Jeogeon Yeoseongyong Ijanha Bbeokdeula kkk

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    A Yeoseongyong kkk

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    Sogatda!!

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    I Dohui Nenyeon!

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    I Saekkideul 1juldo Mot Ingneun Munhaeryeok Silhwa?

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    Ani, Geunde Daeche Daegi Sunwi Eonje Jureodeum? Ildan Deureogaya Mwol Haji

"If you wait, your time will come. Until then, stay out of trouble and just jerk off at home."

    -Mwot

I ignore the Chat Window scrolling up and add the Secret Manuals to the Divine Follower's Blessing.

{Divine Follower's Blessing}

[100 Faith = S-Grade Celestia's Secret Manual]

[30 Faith = A-Grade Imperial Royal Guard Swordsmanship Secret Manual]

[30 Faith = A-Grade Imperial Royal Guard Training Secret Manual]

[10 Faith = B-Grade Barmut's Swordsmanship Secret Manual]

"To be fair, S-Grade will be 100, A-Grade will be 30, and B-Grade will be 10."

I also put up basic Magic skills for 10, and slightly more advanced Magic for around 30-50.

And finally, the Emperor's Sword Art and the Emperor's Training Manual...

"Ji-hye. What floor are you on right now?"

"Me? I'm still on the 10th floor."

"You said you were a swordsman?"

"Yes, I'm a Knight type who mainly uses a two-handed sword!"

She looks like she'd use something like a rapier, but a two-handed sword? Well, I guess she should do what she wants, right?

"Hmm... Then I'll give this to you. Learn it if you want."

<SS-Grade Imperial Sword Technique> <S-Grade Imperial Mana Cultivation Method>

The efficiency of Irene's Training Manual and Secret Manual is overwhelmingly better for me anyway, so I don't need to learn other training manuals.

And even though Ji-hye gets a salary, from what I've seen, she works more than she's paid for.

If she suddenly betrays me or goes on strike, our Guild would be thrown into immense chaos in an instant.

'Of course, I don't think she would, but it's a boss's duty to take care of an employee working on passion alone. Yup.'

"Wow... Guild Master, I pledge my lifelong loyaltyyyy!!!"

"Good, keep up the hard work."

I entrust all the other miscellaneous items to the Guild's inventory, then return to my room and do some shopping.

'I should buy a Curse Removal Skill, and since Holy Arrow is my only attack skill, let's buy an Area-of-Effect Skill too.'

After buying Elixirs and finishing my shopping, I deliciously eat the warm bossam that my aunt personally boiled.

My Lewd Energy has also increased a lot in the meantime.

Lewd Energy: 12223.6

I register about 20 more Full-Body Onaholes as Doppelgangers and immediately head to the Tower.

'It's true that I have more leeway, but that doesn't mean I can let my guard down.'

The Giant Guilds are currently working hard to clear the 81st Floor. They plan to clear the 82nd Floor right after, so I have some time, but you never know what might happen.

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    Beolsseo Gandago?

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    Sokdo Naeneun Geom?

"Yes. I have to pick up the pace. I can receive the items after clearing the 42nd Floor."

As soon as I arrive at the Waiting Room, I roughly stuff the heaping pile of Spirit Herbs into my mouth and head to the next floor.

"Here I go!"

I will challenge this one solo as well.

Swoosh!!!


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