After getting our asses thoroughly handed to us by Big Sis Urga, Eleonora and I fled into the bathroom, escaping the wrath of the furious wolf woman.
"Ahem. I couldn't say it properly earlier, but something has come up that needs doing."
"If it is Master's command, I am prepared to happily leap into a roaring fire whilst clutching a bundle of straw. If you ordered me to breed with a passing dog, I would gladly spread my pussy for a dog's cock..."
"Hey now, are you trying to tease your Master?"
As soon as we entered the bathroom, Eleonora did what she always did. She climbed onto the toilet seat, planting her feet on the rim and squatting down low like a beast.
"I'm... pissing... Hnnngh...♥"
Pshhhhhh—
Then, as always, she began to pour out the yellow stream of piss I had filled her with earlier, bearing down with her pussy as if to show off the mess I had made inside her body.
"Haaahn... I'm being watched again. The urine I collected from Master... spreading my legs so shamelessly in front of Master...♥"
"Anyway, I'd like you to teach Violet a few things for the time being."
Heuuunngh. The lewd sow, who was just on the verge of cumming from the act of urination, widened her eyes at my words. But soon, she clenched her pussy muscles again, forcing out the rest of my piss.
"I assumed... Hnnngh... that the white pig would be my successor, but..."
"Is she even a successor? I just think a talented sow like Violet needs to be taught by the world's lewdest sow to truly blossom. Don't you agree?"
"...♥"
No sooner had I finished speaking than Eleonora began to grin, muttering the words 'World's lewdest sow...' to herself. She rarely showed such a face normally, but whenever she heard my insults-disguised-as-praise, that smile of hers was beautiful enough to belong to an incarnation of beauty.
Pshhh, trickle...
The only problem was that Eleonora was actively trading that beauty for sheer depravity.
"Fufu... Certainly, that sow is one of the candidates this Eleonora has been keeping an eye on... Since Master has personally entrusted this to me, this Eleonora, your filthy sow, will gladly wet her pussy and obey."
"What does 'wet her pussy' have to do with obeying? Just answer normally."
Of course, that went in one ear and out the other.
Eleonora let out a soft fufu laugh at my retort. Seeming to have finished expelling my piss from her pussy, she moved.
Schlick—♥
"Master's cock seems to be quite excited as well. Would you like to enjoy this pussy?"
"Again! You just did all that crazy shit, and now again?!"
Just as Eleonora finished speaking—BANG!
The bathroom door flew open with a thunderous noise.
Big Sis Urga appeared in the doorway. Having already stripped off every stitch of clothing, she marched towards me, displaying her healthy, tanned, naked body.
She immediately pulled me into a tight embrace, trapping me in her arms, and shot a piercing glare at Eleonora, who was still spreading her pussy open in an attempt to seduce me.
"Did I tell you to wash or not?"
"Tsk... We are in the bathroom anyway. Besides, it seemed Master wished to enjoy this Eleonora's piss-covered pussy..."
In the past, the thick-skinned Eleonora would have simply ignored Urga and continued seducing me. But Urga was the one who firmly controlled the household finances.
Perhaps knowing she had committed the atrocity of entering the house with muddy feet right in front of Urga, or maybe feeling a prick of conscience seeing Urga clean up her mess, Eleonora quickly descended from the toilet. She scurried straight into the bathtub and grabbed the showerhead to wash off the mud on her body and the residual urine dripping from her pussy.
"I swear, I can't take my eyes off you for a second without you trying to jump him..."
"Jump him?"
"You didn't know? Bitches with cunts are all beasts! Animals! They're all beasts aiming for my darling's cock the moment there's an opening! Just look at the Elven bitches... Ah, wait. There aren't any Elves here, right."
"?"
Eleonora is a sow, so she fits the beast description, but why bring up Elves?
Come to think of it, I remembered briefly seeing someone who looked vaguely like an Elf when I went to meet the Violets last time.
[Ahem, that was just a transmission error on my part, I accidentally opened a gate there... Huh? Come to think of it, did I close that door properly back th—Wait a sec! Something came up, gotta go!]
The SD Character, who had left a tattered Novel-chan doll standing in her place as a substitute, suddenly vanished into thin air.
I tried calling out to her a few more times, but she must have really left, as there was no answer. And at that moment, I felt a soft, elastic, and pleasant sensation pressing against the back of my head.
Since Eleonora was currently in the bathtub, I didn't need to check the identity of the person hugging me. However, feeling the damp wetness soaking into my back, I flinched slightly and turned around.
And as expected, the one greeting me was the warrior woman, looking down at me with a fierce smile—just like the beast she had mentioned moments ago.
"What are you thinking about so hard?"
"Huh? Ah... I was just thinking about how to proceed from here, and how to focus on training the sows while staying faithful to my main job."
"Hmm... Is that so?"
I didn't know when she had doused herself in water, but she was glistening. Urga stared at me intently, then cleared her throat loudly—Ahem!—and marched over to the bathtub. She snatched the showerhead right out of Eleonora's hand, who had been moaning Hnnngh while playing with herself.
"Ah! You bitch! Hand over my showerhead this instant! I was right in the middle of enjoying myself!!"
"Why the fuck are you shoving that inside your pussy?! Seriously, I can't handle this!"
What the hell had she been doing with the showerhead in the short time I looked away?
I wanted to ask, but the dripping wet showerhead (?) was already in Urga's grasp.
Swaaaaaah—!!
"Hiii-eeeek! Why suddenly the cold water?!"
"I! Said! Wash! I didn't say! Stuff! This! In! Your! Cunt!"
"Hiiik, i-it's cold! I don't mind it outside, but I'm sensitive to these things inside the house!"
Urga sprayed water wildly over Eleonora's head and body as if washing a large dog. Seeing Eleonora reduced to a shivering, drowned rat, Urga looked satisfied and beckoned to me.
"What is it?"
"What do you mean 'what'? I'm going to wash you!"
"You, Big Sis? What's the occasion?"
Usually, she asks me to wash her, but I didn't know what wind was blowing today. Still, I had no intention of refusing. I climbed into the embrace of Urga, who was patting her thighs signaling me to come over.
"Kuhuhu... Look at you rushing over, you like it that much..."
"I came because you called, Sis."
"You're getting good at lip service, aren't you?"
Despite her words, she chuckled as if she enjoyed hearing it. Urga brought the showerhead to my head, and soon, like Eleonora, I was completely drenched in water.
"Shall I wash your hair?"
"You're going to do that too?"
Of course, there was no reason to refuse. I laid back, resting the back of my head on her breasts as if they were a shampoo chair at a salon. Urga, who had become more accustomed to modern culture than I expected, giggled as if I were helpless, wet my hair, and really began to shampoo it.
"Aaaah, a bath service for Master...!"
"Will you shut up?!"
In between, Eleonora tried to appeal to me by lifting her massive tits with her palms, looking green with envy. But seeing that I had already enjoyed her once earlier, she seemed to decide to settle for gently teasing her own clitoris while waiting for the next round.
"Close your eyes."
"Yes ma'am."
Soon, warm water cascaded over my head, and I felt Urga's body trembling slightly against me.
"Sister?"
"Don't look up at me like that, it makes me want to eat you."
"Huh?!"
"Ahem, it's nothing. Here, I said close your eyes. The soap will sting."
Without another word, her face flushing red, Urga rinsed all the shampoo from my hair. Then, she immediately poured a generous amount of body wash right into her cleavage.
"What are you doing?"
"Q-Quiet! Phew... I must be crazy, really crazy. I've never done anything like this in my life...!"
"Hmph, serving Master is only natural for a sow..."
"You shut your mouth!"
Leaving Eleonora, who pouted and sank back into the tub with a gurgle, Urga began to vigorously rub her massive breasts together with both hands, compressing them from the sides.
Soon, pure white soap bubbles began to rise from the valley between her breasts.
"Fuuu... Haaa... Really, seriously, my darling better treat me well... This Urga-nim is doing all this for you...!"
However, not satisfied with just that, she rubbed her chest until her copper skin was completely covered in foam. Then, she grabbed my shoulders tight.
Splat—
"Whoa."
"Quiet, haaa... Don't say a word, just enjoy it."
Urga began to rub her soapy breasts against my back, lathering my body with her own.
It was clumsy, of course, but pointing that out right now wouldn't be a wise choice. I simply surrendered my body to her, practically saying, 'Eat me.'
"Haaaah... Haaah..."
"But Sis, why is your face so red?"
"S-Shut up... My nipples... they keep chafing, so it's hard to answer. Don't talk to me."
If sound effects were visible to the naked eye, the words Boing Boing would probably be floating above my back right now. Every time she swept up my shoulder blades, the foam flicked off by her nipples would splash onto my neck, only to be blown away by the rough, hot breath of the increasingly aroused Urga.
"But why do you keep rubbing your chest only on that part of me?"
"Quiet! Didn't I say I'd devour you?!"
"Oops."
Even though she pretended otherwise, she screamed as if she knew exactly what she was doing. Urga slapped the soapy foam sloppily all over my back, even soaping up my buttocks a little, before tapping my shoulder.
Just like a scrubber at a bathhouse telling you to turn over.
"Nnngh, come here!"
"Mmph?!"
As soon as I turned around, my vision was filled with Urga's flushed face. Before I could even lift a finger, I was helpless against her surprise attack as she shoved her tongue deep into my mouth.