The Hero Climaxes in Defeat Again Today

The guardian protecting the essence, no matter how strong they were, ultimately couldn't be my opponent.

I lifted her thigh with one arm and quietly murmured.

"Oh, she has a pussy."

[Kuk... How dare you... a mere human like you...]

A voice mixed with displeasure. Her legs were already powerlessly loose, and she was trembling while lifted in the air.

Hidden beneath the sky-blue armor, the spirit's body possessed a physical beauty even more exquisite and deadly than a human's.

"First of all, seeing as it's within reach... I think I can stick my dick in it."

[W-wait a moment... What did you just say?!]

The spirit's eyes trembled greatly. She shook her head violently as if to deny the words she had just heard, but my hand was already spreading her thighs further.

"I said I'd stick my dick in your pussy."

I rummaged my fingers through the gaps in her armor. Soft skin was revealed through the metal gaps.

[Stop... Get your hand off me right now! How dare you, to this body...!]

"Because you told me not to, I want to do it even more, don't I?"

A being like a spirit has no physical body, so to make bare skin contact, I had to wrap qi around my fingertips. But now, in this situation? I could fully endure that much effort.

I slowly traced the inside of her thigh. That subtly trembling reaction.

[Ha-eut... No, this kind of thing... This is an insult!]

"Hehe, I wonder what a spirit's pussy tastes like."

I delved into the gap where her muscles trembled. Beyond the armor, that place carefully hidden. The spirit's pussy was slowly opening under my touch.

Moist, soft, and hot warmth.

[Eut... P-please... stop...]

"From today, you're not some noble spirit. You're just my sex toy."

I slowly lowered my pants and took out my dick. Just as I was about to bring it close to her trembling pussy-

[Ah, I'm saved...!]

"......What?"

Her body suddenly began to spread like light. A silhouette gradually blurring and disappearing into thin air.

"Hey hey hey! Where are you going?! You have to give me your pussy before you go!"

[You rotten human! Take this!]

She flashed a sneer at me and flipped me off.

And just like that, she completely disappeared. All that remained in her place was empty space and chilling silence.

"No! My new pussy...!"

I dejectedly shouted into the air.

Whether she was a spirit or a phantom, her identity was unclear, but it was certainly clear that she was a creature with a pussy. I had been looking forward to how special that taste would be... to think she would disappear so futilely before my eyes.

"...Shit."

I quietly put my dick away and muttered.

"Did I hit her too hard...?"

During combat, I didn't care about things like strength control. But thinking about it now, I should have gone easy on her.

"Tsk. Well, there'll be another chance later, right?"

I swallowed my regret and turned my head. In the place where the spirit disappeared, the spirit's energy, which had been floating like wind, was slowly being sucked into the essence.

That energy was completely different from the previous wind essence. It was much clearer and much more intense.

"...At least this much is left."

I missed out on the spirit pussy, but I definitely got what I was supposed to today.

I slowly tried to reach out my hand. But at the same time, the Bicheon Sword, hanging from my waist, began to vibrate strongly.

"Why are you acting up again, Bicheon Sword-ah."

-Woowoong! Woong! Woong!

"Don't just hum, try to speak."

-Woowoowoowoowoong!

It was a resonance full of dissatisfaction. But I could guess what the Bicheon Sword wanted.

It's coveting the essence.

'I should be using it, but this thing dares to covet it.'

I frowned and reached out my hand to grasp the essence. But at that moment-

-Chwaak!

The Bicheon Sword drew itself from its sheath and flew like lightning towards the essence.

"This bastard?!"

I quickly reached out my hand, but it was already too late.

-Puk.

The tip of the swiftly darting Bicheon Sword pierced the essence. Instantly, the entire essence began to tremble.

"No!"

From inside the essence, a massive energy poured out, and that energy began to be entirely absorbed by the Bicheon Sword. The sky-blue crystal vibrated like a star about to explode, and the quiet cave instantly transformed into the heart of a storm.

-Kwaaaaaaaang!!!

Violent winds raged in all directions. Rocks on the floor were lifted away, and dust and gravel pouring from the ceiling obscured my vision. A powerful energy surged, to the point that even I, standing at the center, found it hard to endure.

The Bicheon Sword, absorbing the essence, emitted a blue flash, and new patterns began to be engraved one by one on its blade.

"...This crazy bastard."

I gritted my teeth and braced myself on the floor. The sight of the Bicheon Sword entirely absorbing the essence was utterly unacceptable.

"How dare you steal it without permission?"

Rage surged up. I immediately wrapped qi around my fingertips. A sharp current of qi erupted from my hand, tearing through the air and stirring up the surrounding dust.

"Let me hit you a bit."

-Kwang!!!

My fist directly struck the blade of the Bicheon Sword. With a deafening roar as if metal would split, a blinding flash erupted.

-Peeeoong!!!

The raging storm centered around the essence distorted from the impact, and soon even that vortex began to converge around the Bicheon Sword.

"Hehe, there's still one more coming."

Once again, a fist wrapped in qi was thrown, slicing through the air. But that fist did not reach its target.

"......!"

A hand that appeared from somewhere accurately grabbed my fist.

And that hand was... warm and soft.

"Y-you crazy bastard... Why are you acting up by throwing punches first!"

The storm cleared, and from its center, someone slowly revealed themselves.

Teal hair, an aura lightly fluttering like wind. Long, straight hair reaching below her waist fluttered through the air.

"...A woman?"

I narrowed my eyes and looked at her.

'From the sword... a woman came out?'

She still didn't let go of the hand that held my fist, glaring at me.

"Where did you start throwing punches first, seriously... Do you want to die?"

Her tone was absurdly human-like, and her attitude was as if she knew me well.

I was dumbfounded for a moment and opened my mouth.

"...Bicheon Sword... Is that you?"

She snorted and lifted her head.

"Did you just realize? What a pathetic master."

"What did you say?"

"Do you know how frustrated I was all this time? Calling yourself a master, you couldn't even properly draw out my power, and I was blocked from even speaking. I had to convey everything by just humming. Eohyu."

"Still, you steal and consume my essence?"

She narrowed her eyes and let out a snicker, as if dumbfounded.

"Stole it, you say? Wow, that's truly absurd."

She stepped closer to me and poked my chest with her finger.

"If you used me like that, you should naturally offer a reasonable price for it. I even saved your life once, but let alone a thank you, there was no reward, was there?"

"......"

"Then, something like the essence is a bonus, isn't it? It's a very reasonable price, isn't it?"

At her words pouring out like a machine gun, I let out a sigh.

"Hoo... Alright, I get it for now, but you won't stay in that form, right?"

"Yes. Right now, I'm maintaining this form by borrowing your energy, so I can return to my original form anytime."

"That's a relief, at least. ...By the way, Bicheon Sword. Absorbing the essence didn't just allow you to transform into a human form, did it?"

Her eyebrows twitched.

"Wait. Can't you stop calling me that tacky name, 'Bicheon Sword,' now?"

"......Then, what should I call you?"

She lifted her chin and curled up the corners of her mouth.

"Biyeon (Flying Swallow). That's my real name. Remember it, you stupid master."

'......Education is urgently needed.'

But the problem was that this girl was forcibly drawing and using my energy right now. Seeing as she lightly blocked my attack a moment ago, it seemed like it wouldn't be easy to suppress her with force.

"Tsk tsk, I can hear all the thoughts in your head, you know."

"......No way, you can read my thoughts too?"

Biyeon snorted and placed one hand on her hip.

"Of course. You and I are bound by a contract, you know, you stupid master~"

Her tone of voice and her actions were utterly insolent.

But-

'Her appearance is quite good. Her face passes... But does a sword have a pussy too?'

"......Fuck."

Biyeon squeezed her eyes shut, then frowned deeply and hurriedly backed away. With one hand, she covered her skirt hem, and with the other, her chest, as if to embrace herself, and shouted.

"Seriously... Just try to lay a hand on my body. Then, master or whatever, you'll just die, okay?"

"Then... just the pussy down there, can't I just quickly check it just once?"

Her face instantly turned red.

"Just, die!"

The moment she swung her arm, space distorted, and a sharp wind pressure erupted from Biyeon's fingertips. I barely twisted my body to dodge, but the wall behind me shattered into pieces.

"Th-this bitch... really tried to kill me?!"

"Die! I said die, you fiendish bastard!"

***

After a long time like that, I, who had been fleeing as if being chased by Biyeon, barely appeased her anger and was able to get out of the dungeon.

Biyeon was walking alongside me with her arms crossed, as if nothing had happened.

"By the way, your form. Can you hide it too?"

"Of course I can hide it. If I do this-"

As Biyeon snapped her fingers, her form instantly disappeared.

"Right now, it's a state where only you can see me. However, strong individuals above a certain level will probably notice my presence."

"Really? That's a relief, at least..."

But even before her answer finished-

"Hey! Open your inventory. There's chicken there, right? Half fried, half seasoned! And cola!"

"......Chicken, suddenly?"

Biyeon clutched her stomach and threw a tantrum as if to squat on the floor.

"Take it out quickly! I want to try chicken too, you know!"

Even while opening my inventory, I narrowed my eyes.

"...More importantly. You, how much did you know about the app?"

Biyeon nonchalantly crossed her arms and shrugged her shoulders.

"Huh? I know everything, though?"

"About the guys who made this app too?"

"I don't know that. I was asleep until you woke me up, you see."

"...Then, tell me even what you do know."

Biyeon closed her mouth for a moment. She pressed her lips together as if to say something, then soon avoided my gaze.

"Um... Well... I don't know. I don't remember."

"...What?"

"I'm serious. My memory is just up until right before I was sealed in the sword. After that... it's from when you released me."

I sighed and took out a can of cola from my inventory, handing it over.

"Useless bitch. Drink this."

Biyeon instantly smiled brightly and accepted the cola.

"Cola!"

***SERVICE***