At first, I intended to get angry at Eleonora for doing something absurd again as always, but having a meal while checking each woman’s pussy one by one was actually quite the delicacy.
"Huhu, as expected, Master has become an even riper pervert just like me... Heuh-gik!"
I administered another round of clit torture to Eleonora, who was spouting nonsense in her heat, and then once again shoved my chopsticks into her pussy hole to pull out a slice of meat.
"Then, what should I dip it in this time?"
"Salted shrimp! How about salted shrimp that has been fermented directly inside a Queen's pussy!"
"No, Ssamjang! Dip it in the seasoned paste!"
"Y-you can use my pussy too if you want!"
Since I was looking for sauce, the girls in charge of the wrapping vegetables stepped back and waited for their turn. Meanwhile, the three women who had been waiting for this moment approached my side, eager to spread their pussies open. I grabbed their buttocks one by one and said,
"I've already tasted those a few times. I need to try something else."
"Oh my..."
"It's a sound argument, so I can't really say anything."
"Is that really a sound argument?"
The High Elf mother and daughter were the vegetables, Eleonora was the meat. Violet was fixed as the water purifier. Leifelt, Lee Hwa-rin, and Nam Ju-hee were in charge of the sauces. That left...
"Don't just stand there staring. Come here and spread your pussy open."
"I-I am in charge of the post-meal dessert!"
Glacia shouted in surprise, startled by my gaze landing on her.
I wondered what kind of dessert she meant, so I slyly scanned her crotch. As expected, a hazy, white cold mist was spewing out from between her legs. I giggled and planted kisses all over Glacia.
"Uuumm, s-suddenly giving me such a kiiiiiiss...♥"
"Is it ice cream? Or what, shaved ice?"
"It-It is shaved ice! Bingsu! Red bean shaved ice, packed tight with red bean paste! I'm keeping it pressed firm in this Glacia's pussy freezer, waiting for your seminal condensed milk to be sprinkled over it...♥"
Since she was the post-meal dessert, it meant she had to wait in that state until the meal was over. To soothe her impatience a little, I continued with a deep, perverted kiss, pushing my tongue inside her mouth. Glacia soon staggered and collapsed onto the floor, hiccupping and trembling.
"And what is Christia..."
"I am not a plate or a meat jar! Do not look at me with such lewd eyes!"
"Then what are you?"
"What else?! Are you asking because you do not know? Isn't it obvious that I am a chair filled with the desire to offer my back and pussy whenever your legs get tired!"
Why does she shout so confidently when she's going to end up acting like a pervert anyway...
Knowing that she was holding back her own desires and suppressing them for my sake, I gave Christia a praiseworthy, deep perverted kiss and spanked her ass. Taking the spanking as an advance payment, Christia immediately dropped to all fours on the spot, signaling she was ready to work.
It meant I could sit whenever I wanted.
Anyway, counting the remaining members, there was Big Sis Urga, the Goddess, and Ariel, who had kept her mouth shut the whole time. But considering the mistress of our house was currently crossing her arms beneath her massive tits with a look of disapproval, I didn't think she would participate in this kind of perverted play...
"Gasp! Don't come closer?!"
"What are you hiding inside your pussy?"
"I am innocent! I have absolutely nothing! Here! Look at this!"
"Oh, you're right."
Contrary to my expectation that she would spread her pussy saying, 'Since Eleonora was pork, I am beef!', there was nothing but a twitching pussy in her danger period, fully prepared for pregnancy.
This perverted Goddess, who is usually the most active in these matters, acting so well-behaved? It was unlike her.
As if to answer my curiosity, Violet, who had been having her nipples sucked by me, raised her hand and spoke.
"The Goddess suggested we all do this together!"
"So the mastermind was right here."
"Hiiiieeeek! S-Suddenly a dildoooooooo!!"
Plap!
With the sound of something being forcefully shoved into her meat hole, the Goddess arched her back and reached a climax.
She glared resentfully at the tattletale who had snitched on her without hesitation, but Violet just stuck out her tongue and teased her, acting as if it served her right.
"That's why you should have accepted my opinion to fill my pussy with Cola!"
"I wondered why you were being so quiet for once!"
"Hiiyaaaaack?!"
"Ooooohk! C-Cooolaaa, it doesn't taste good if you put it in a warm bottleeeee...♥"
While spanking the buttocks of the cheeky sow Saintess who had reported the Goddess out of a personal grudge, I looked at the table where only the plate and Eleonora remained.
Then, Big Sis Urga approached me and asked.
"What is my hubby looking for so intently?"
"Huh? Ah... Well, with bossam, you can enjoy it with salted shrimp, ssamjang, or wrapping vegetables, but bossam is best with pickled cabbage..."
"Heuh-euhk?!"
"...Big Sis?"
Thinking 'No way,' I immediately slid my hand between Big Sis's legs. As I fingered the barbarian pussy hole a few times, my fingertips hooked onto something.
"Kuh-hiiiiieeeet...♥"
"No, wait, seriously?"
"O-Ooooohhhk...♥"
Squelch.
With a wet sound, a cabbage leaf was pulled out from between Big Sis's copper-colored pussy lips.
To think that Big Sis, who usually stepped back and acted noble with her arms crossed during these events, had done such a cunning thing... It made my mouth water instantly.
"If that's the case, then the radish stuffing is..."
"Kuh! T-To think you would find the stuffing in the end, you despicable man! If I knew this would happen, I would have just put the kimchi on the table from the start...♥"
"So you were hiding it, Ariel."
Since there was only one suspect left, there was no need for deduction. But Ariel approached me like a criminal clicking her tongue at the detective who uncovered her perfect crime—as if thinking, 'Damn! It could have been the perfect crime!'—and spread her pussy open.
"No wonder your face has been red this whole time... You had it stuffed full of spicy radish filling..."
"My pussy was burning! If I hadn't soaked it in my pussy juices to neutralize it, this proud Princess Knight's pussy would have been corrupted into a Pepper Girl's pussy that feels spicy every time it gets cock-stabbed...♥"
"That phrasing is a bit weird..."
Drip—♥
Well, I'm horny, so it's fine.
When I brought the pickled cabbage leaf wrapped around the meat under her crotch, Ariel blushed and pushed out the radish stuffing.
She must have been preparing this even before I came home, so it must have been stinging and spicy. Thinking that she endured that pain solely for me, she couldn't be more lovable.
"It feels a bit strange to say this now, but is there anything you want to eat?"
"Haaah, I was waiting for those words!"
"Huh?"
Did I speak too soon?
Watching Ariel and the women's eyes sparkle at my erecting cock as I chewed the wrap I had just put in my mouth, I felt like I had fallen into a trap. Still, pretending to be nonchalant, I pulled another piece of pork out of Eleonora's pussy.
"Heuh-euuuuhk...♥"
"If this is what you want to eat, you don't need to ask for permission separately, we can eat togeth—"
"That is not it! That is not what I want to eat! I need sauce!"
"...Sauce?"
There's sauce all over the place... Ariel seemed to notice my gaze and shook her head as she continued.
"Although I can now eat the local food here without issue, do you not know? Myself and my mothers, who came from the other world, are still weak to foods that use salted shrimp or chili peppers!"
"Is that so?"
Eleonora ate everything without being picky, so I assumed everyone was like that. I had been surprised once or twice seeing them whine about things being spicy.
"Spicy and salty food is still too stimulating for us even after 20 years! And yet you tell us to dip meat in such sauce and eat it as a wrap!"
"Then you could just not dip it..."
"Ah, but this pitiful instinct for gourmet food! Knowing it is spicy, knowing it is stimulating, my greedy taste buds still want to swallow it down my throat!"
Ariel was walking a tightrope of logic, drifting dangerously close to absurdity.
She made large, exaggerated hand gestures like a comedic actress. Finally, she collapsed onto the floor hugging herself and sobbing. I tapped Ariel's head with my cock and said,
"You certainly have a way with words. Just say you want me to fuck inside Eleonora. Tell me to creampie her."
"Is that allowed?"
"Oh, come on."
I had eaten enough, and the gazes of the women in my house, who were staring at me while starving, were becoming burdensome. So, I took just enough for myself out of the women's pussy holes and approached Eleonora, who was happily spreading her legs toward me.
"This was all part of the plan too, wasn't it?"
"I heard the story of a certain miser (Jarin-gobi) and wanted to taste it, so I ended up plotting this troublesome scheme...♥"
"The miser?"
When thinking of the miser story, the typical image is hanging a dried yellow corvina from the ceiling, eating a spoonful of rice, and looking at the fish once. But if Eleonora read the fairy tale book about the miser that's in our house, then surely...
"You mean that one? The story where he touched the salted shrimp or fish with his hands, then washed his hands in water and ate rice with that water? Because the water would taste like fish..."
"...♥"
I really can't with them.
I felt a strangely sticky gaze directed at me, but since it had come to this, I decided to fulfill her wish. I plunged my cock deep into Eleonora's well-ripened(?), pink pussy, intending to give her a creampie in her danger period as requested.